Message-ID: <6468769.1075840551514.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2002 08:01:50 -0800 (PST) From: bruce.mills@enron.com To: m..love@enron.com, kam.keiser@enron.com, stephanie.hopkins@enron.com, edward.brady@enron.com, sladana-anna.kulic@enron.com Subject: Rehash Cc: biliana.pehlivanova@enron.com, jad.doan@enron.com, kori.loibl@enron.com, melissa.videtto@enron.com, ashley.worthing@enron.com, ryan.o'rourke@enron.com, patrick.ryder@enron.com, scott.palmer@enron.com, c..giron@enron.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Bcc: biliana.pehlivanova@enron.com, jad.doan@enron.com, kori.loibl@enron.com, melissa.videtto@enron.com, ashley.worthing@enron.com, ryan.o'rourke@enron.com, patrick.ryder@enron.com, scott.palmer@enron.com, c..giron@enron.com X-From: Mills, Bruce X-To: Love, Phillip M. , Keiser, Kam , Hopkins, Stephanie , Brady, Edward , Kulic, Sladana-Anna X-cc: Pehlivanova, Biliana , Doan, Jad , Loibl, Kori , Videtto, Melissa , Worthing, Ashley , O'Rourke, Ryan , Ryder, Patrick , Palmer, B. Scott , Giron, Darron C. X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Giron, Darron C.\Deleted Items X-Origin: GIRON-D X-FileName: darron giron 6-26-02.PST you may have seen this before, but it is still funny Kam I am getting you a blacklight for Xmas, if we are still working together... BRuce >. >> >> It is impossible to lick your elbow. >> >> >> >> A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out. >> >> >> >> A shrimp's heart is in their head. >> >> >> >> People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you >> >> sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond. >> >> >> >> In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, >> >> no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its >> >> head in the sand (or attempted to do so - apart from Bones ). >> >> >> >> It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. >> >> >> >> A pregnant goldfish is called a twit >> >> >> >> Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of >> >> Alphabetic Spaghetti especially for the German market that >> >> consisted solely of little pasta swastikas. >> >> >> >> In average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 >> >> times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime. >> >> >> >> More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or >> >> received a telephone call. >> >> >> >> Rats and horses can't vomit. >> >> >> >> The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be >> >> the toughest tongue twister in the English language. >> >> >> >> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try >> >> to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in >> >> your head or neck and die. if you keep your eyes open by >> >> force, they can pop out. >> >> >> >> Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could >> >> have over million descendants. >> >> >> >> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the >> >> bacteria in your ear by 700 times. >> >> >> >> If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does >> >> Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, >> >> implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. >> >> citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or >> >> their vehicles? >> >> >> >> In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. >> >> >> >> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. >> >> >> >> Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for >> >> dating are already married. >> >> >> >> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. >> >> >> >> 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by >> >> people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. >> >> >> >> In the course of an average lifetime you will, while >> >> sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. >> >> >> >> Most lipstick contains fish scales. >> >> >> >> Cat's urine glows under a black-light. >> >> >> >> Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. >> >> >> >> Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. >> >>