Message-ID: <22782685.1075854383395.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2000 01:38:00 -0800 (PST) From: darron.giron@enron.com To: hollyw@email.msn.com, kristi.giron@cfisd.net, dawn.kenne@enron.com, smmayers@earthlink.net, cgiron@mindspring.com, sheri.thomas@enron.com Subject: FW: DRINK POLLS Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Darron C Giron X-To: hollyw@email.msn.com, kristi.giron@cfisd.net, Dawn C Kenne, smmayers@earthlink.net, cgiron@mindspring.com, Sheri Thomas X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darron_Giron_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Giron-D X-FileName: dgiron.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 12/01/2000 09:37 AM --------------------------- Mark.Ebert@broadwing.com on 12/01/2000 09:29:24 AM To: zambrano@austintexas.org, bphipps@carltonstaffing.com, bonnie.ebert@tasb.org, BryLad5@aol.com, dgiron@ect.enron.com, keykeith@mindspring.com, george.ewton@unisys.com, heather.hodnett@tdhca.state.tx.us, jw@cleartrading.com, kelang@mmm.com, keith.doran@tdhca.state.tx.us, psalas@flash.net, SPSMITHCPA@aol.com, swash@tdhca.state.tx.us cc: Stephanie.Brieger@broadwing.com, Kelly.Allen@Broadwing.com, Juli.Word@broadwing.com Subject: FW: DRINK POLLS Message-ID: <379755163.975379391824.JavaMail.root@web694-wra.mail.com> From: positive_energy@prodigy.net To: jojo@pulse.net, taznewman@aol.com, KDAultman@aol.com, martine.armstrong@dfait-maeci.gc.ca, napali@centex.net, Jean_Perkins@tiginsurance.com, MHender515@home.com, SpookeyLS@hotmail.com, cheryl.anderson@email.swmed.edu, WBRAKE@SWSPORTSGROUP.COM, seasherrillhawks@mail.utexas.edu, annabaron@home.com, BlaineCowling@yahoo.com, shawna.sullivan@ursa.dhs.state.tx.us, twicker@nch.com, susana.madden@juno.com, ombrageux@worldnet.att.net, cassandra.lovelady@senate.state.tx.us, piper.oneal@frontpagepr.com, SMAJORBABE@hotmail.com Subject: FWD: DRINK POLLS Date: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 20:43:08 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-Type: text/plain ------Original Message------ From: Frances Guerrero To: Michelle Peters , Zenia Gonzalez , 'andy' , 'angie' , 'Brigitte' , 'Brooke' , 'Carrie' , 'Gloria' , 'Lena' , Anna Alva , Dawn Roberts , Alison Weber , Catina Thomas , Valerie Parks Sent: November 27, 2000 4:53:54 PM GMT Subject: DRINK POLLS > > > > > > >>Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a > > > > >>woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed > > > > >>separately, they concurred on almost all counts. > > > > >> > > > > >>The results: > > > > >> > > > > >>Drink: Beer > > > > >>Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. > > > > >>Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. > > > > >> > > > > >>Drink: Blender Drinks > > > > >>Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. > > > > >>Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. > > > > >> > > > > >>Drink: Mixed Drinks > > > > >>Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has > > > > >>very picky tastes; knows exactly what she wants. > > > > >>Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is > > > > >>interested, she'll send YOU a drink. > > > > >> > > > > >>Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) > > > > >>Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. > > > > >>Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet > > > > >>evenings with friends. > > > > >> > > > > >>Drink: White Zinfandel > > > > >>Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, > > > > >>actually has no clue. > > > > >>Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... > > > > >>this should be an easy target. > > > > >> > > > > >>Drink: Shots > > > > >>Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to > > > > >>get totally drunk... and naked. > > > > >>Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed > > > > >>this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not > > > > >>to make her mad! > > > > >> > > > > >>Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as > > > > >>always, very simple and clear cut: > > > > >> > > > > >>Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. > > > > >> > > > > >>Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. > > > > >> > > > > >>Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a > > > > >>sophisticated image to help him get laid. > > > > >> > > > > >>Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid. > > > > >> > > > > >>Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless > waitress. > > > > >> > > > > >>White Zinfandel: He's gay. > > > > > > > >