Message-ID: <8687165.1075854385124.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2001 01:34:00 -0800 (PST) From: darron.giron@enron.com To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net Subject: FW: Dead Man's Schlong Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Darron C Giron X-To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darron_Giron_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Giron-D X-FileName: dgiron.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 01/23/2001 09:34 AM --------------------------- "Brent Wallace" on 01/16/2001 08:55:34 AM Please respond to To: "Ben Rollman" , "Darron. C. Giron@enron. com" , "Doug Benditz" , "Joe@gallup. com" , "Jeff Young" , "James Conlee" , "Hollyw" cc: Subject: FW: Dead Man's Schlong -> A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to > examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be > buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, > who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: > Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen! > > "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "but I can't > send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis > like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And the > coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. > > The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it > home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have > something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and > he opened his briefcase. > > "Oh, my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"