Message-ID: <29006526.1075854386347.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2001 02:27:00 -0800 (PST) From: darron.giron@enron.com To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net, hollyw@email.msn.com, cgiron@mindspring.com, smmayers@earthlink.net, kim.mayers@mail.sprint.com, mrichter@us.ibm.com, crich75206@aol.com, kevin.bosse@enron.com, kyle.lilly@enron.com, scott.crowell@us.cgeyc.com, kwpope@pdq.net, mark.ebert@broadwing.com, jcmayers@earthlink.net, trudy.mayers@urscorp.com, jjsauce@aol.com, bwallace@zahrsecurities.com Subject: FW: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Darron C Giron X-To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net, hollyw@email.msn.com, cgiron@mindspring.com, smmayers@earthlink.net, kim.mayers@mail.sprint.com, mrichter@us.ibm.com, crich75206@aol.com, Kevin Bosse, Kyle R Lilly, scott.crowell@us.cgeyc.com, kwpope@pdq.net, mark.ebert@broadwing.com, jcmayers@earthlink.net, trudy.mayers@urscorp.com, JJSauce@aol.com, bwallace@zahrsecurities.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Darron_Giron_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Giron-D X-FileName: dgiron.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT on 02/13/2001 10:10 AM --------------------------- From: Jason Wolfe @ ENRON 02/13/2001 10:08 AM To: Darron C Giron/HOU/ECT@ECT, eric.ellwanger@engageenergy.com, lane.a.capron@ac.com, Tara.eslick@enron.com, aljulson@netzero.net, Dawn C Kenne/HOU/ECT@ECT, Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT@ECT, Susan M Scott/HOU/ECT@ECT, Chris Walker/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: FW: ---------------------- Forwarded by Jason Wolfe/NA/Enron on 02/13/2001 10:04 AM --------------------------- "Cherry, Beth" on 02/09/2001 09:21:23 AM To: "Jason. Wolfe@enron. com (E-mail)" , "Kristen Oland (E-mail)" cc: Subject: FW: > Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business > Sign? > > 1) MARKETING > You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid > having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and > socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. > Least compatible with Sales. > > 2) SALES > Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." > You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and > begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers > so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for > your golf game throughout your life. > > 3) TECHNOLOGY > Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead > content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. > Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can > tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth. > > 4) ENGINEERING > One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that > engineers place ninety percent of all Personal Ads. You can be happy > with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergodynamic" > gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel > syndrome." > > 5) ACCOUNTING > The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from > office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; > combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors > concerning you say that you are completely insane. > > 6) HUMAN RESOURCES > Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to > be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other > person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any > calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail > a letter. > > 7) MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT > Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain > at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single > decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you > can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" > as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager." > > 8) SENIOR MANAGEMENT > (See above - Same sign, different title) > > 9) CUSTOMER SERVICE > Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your > own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little > cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play > "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best > bet is to sleep with your manager. > > 10) CONSULTANT > Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your > utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" > are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other > organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating > these career opportunities without ever taking direct action. > > 11) RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" > As a "person" that profits from the success of others, most people who > actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and > susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks > correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market. > > 12) PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO > You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems > such as the fax machine suggest the latter. > > 13) GOVERNMENT WORKER > Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the > invention of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep depression or > anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the > term "GO POSTAL" > > >