Subject: FW: WHY
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Date: Wed, 28 Nov 2001 06:48:36 -0800 (PST)

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Subject:	Fw:  WHY

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Subject: WHY

>
>  1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him  around several times,
does
> he become disoriented?
>  2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
> called Holes?
> 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
> 4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
> 5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
>  6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
> 7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your
two
> cents in, what happens to the other penny?
> 8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
> 9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
begin
> with.
> 10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
> 11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
> drives a race car not called a racist?
> 12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
> 13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
> 14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
> 15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
> Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
> 16.If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that
> electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
> deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
> 17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
> 18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
> 19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
> 20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more
> as they get older, then it dawned on me .     they're  cramming for their
> final exam.
> 21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
> and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use?  Toothpicks?
>  22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are
> we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures
on
> the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered
> the mail?
> 23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
the
> others here for?
>
>
>