Message-ID: <23645511.1075840559972.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2002 07:01:16 -0800 (PST) From: c..giron@enron.com To: kristi.giron@cfisd.net Subject: FW: Condom Sense.... Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Giron, Darron C. X-To: Kristi Giron (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Giron, Darron C.\Sent Items X-Origin: GIRON-D X-FileName: darron giron 6-26-02.PST -----Original Message----- From: "Dawn and Gary Wilson" @ENRON Sent: Saturday, January 05, 2002 10:05 AM To: Patti Desmarais; Becker, Lorraine; Bryon Kenne; Bythewood, Richard; Giron, Darron C.; Denny, Jennifer; dfmensinger2; donkit@tnacces.com; Garrett, Gary; JBaer; Jim Babb; Kdandgg@cs.com; loretta; Max and Bev; Michelle Bythewood; tina.vincent@bcminc.com; TWBailey@mail.ev1.net Subject: Fw: Condom Sense.... > RUSSIAN CONDOMS > > > > Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an > "emergency: > > "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. > > "My people's favorite form of birth control......this is a true > disaster!" > > "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within > their > > power to help you," replied the President. > > "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 > > condoms, ASAP, to tide us over?" > > "Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush. > > "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. > > "Yes?" > > "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10 inches long and 4 > inches > > in diameter?" asked Putin. > > "No problem," replied the President. > > With that, George W. hung up the phone and then called the President of > the > > Acme Condom Company. > > "I need a favor. You've got to send 1,000,000 condoms over to Russia > right > > away." > > "Consider it done," said the CEO of Acme. > > "Great! Now listen. They have to be red in color, 10 inches long, and > 4 > > inches in diameter." > > "Easily done. Anything else?" > > "Yeah," said Bush. On each one print the words 'MADE IN TEXAS, SIZE: > > SMALL." > > > > >