Message-ID: <28025399.1075855223827.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 16:10:20 -0800 (PST) From: griff@odessapumps.com To: e-mail <.jeff@enron.com>, e-mail <.jennifer@enron.com>, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, john.griffith@enron.com, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, e-mail <.junior@enron.com>, e-mail <.kelly@enron.com>, e-mail <.melinda@enron.com>, e-mail <.michelle@enron.com>, e-mail <.rhonda@enron.com>, e-mail <.roy@enron.com>, e-mail <.brian@enron.com> Subject: FW: Fw: Dogs Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Mike Griffith @ENRON X-To: JEFF JONES (E-mail) , JEFF JONES (E-mail 2) , JENNIFER GRIFFITH (E-mail) , JOHN AND ANGIE GRIFFITH (E-mail) , Griffith, John , JOHN PAUL JOINER (E-mail) , JUNIOR RICHARDS (E-mail) , KELLY WOOD (E-mail) , MELINDA FITTS (E-mail) , MICHELLE ROBINSON (E-mail) , RHONDA GRIFFITH (E-mail) , ROY PAT RUCKER (E-mail) , BRIAN KNIGHTEN (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \John_Griffith_Jan2002_1\Griffith, John\Funny X-Origin: Griffith-J X-FileName: jgriffit (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Doyle Bales [mailto:d_sbales@yahoo.com] Sent: Sunday, November 11, 2001 10:02 PM To: J BALES Subject: Fwd: Fw: Dogs Steve & Mary Blevins wrote: From: "Steve & Mary Blevins" To: "Wayne Vermillion" , "Vickie Copeland" , "Vanessa Thompson" , "Terri" , "Sue Garner" , "Sherry Lenamon" , "Roberta Oldfield" , "Pat & Kathy Gipson" , "Nancy Sanders" , "Mel Robison" , "Marlin & Peggy Johnston" , "Lori Thompson" , "Lonnie Donaldson" , "Larinda Skaggs" , "Ken Reich" , "Kelly Smith" , "Kelly Proctor" , "Karron Rhodes" , "Julie Swaner" , "Jim & Tressa Horn" , "Jerry Vermillion" , "Gwen Wiewel" , "Gayle Fields" , "Gary Turley" , "Doyle & Susan Bales" , "Dona D" , "Don & Mary Gulledge" , "Cindy Vignal" , "Bonnie Taylor" , "Ann" Subject: Fw: Dogs Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2001 20:55:05 -0600 George W. and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat > > down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one big dog fight. > They > > agreed that they would have five years to breed the best fighting dogs in > > the world and whosever dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. > > Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest Dobermans > and > > Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest > Siberian > > wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest and > > strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death. > > > > After five years Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog > > the world had ever seen. It's cage needed steel bars that were five > inches > > thick and nobody could get near it. > > > > When the day came for the dog fight, George W. and his dog handler > > Boudreaux, showed up with a nine foot long Dachshund. It was the > strangest > > looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun > Dachshund. > > Everyone felt sorry for George W. and Boudreaux because they knew there > was > > no way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last 10 seconds with > > Osama's big, mean animal. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund > > slowly came out of it's cage, wagged it's tail, then waddled over towards > > Osama's dog. > > > > The Doberman/Rottweiler/Wolf snarled and leaped out of it's cage, then > > charged the poor Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the > > Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in > one > > bite. There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast. > > > > Osama came up to George W. and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. > "We > > don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people > > working for five years with the biggest, meanest Dobermans and > Rottweilers, > > and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do > > this?" > > > > "Da's easy", said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our bess plasic surgins > > workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look like a weenie dog." > > > > > > > Do You Yahoo!? Find a job, post your resume on Yahoo! Careers .