Message-ID: <26739703.1075855224147.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 29 Nov 2001 11:19:47 -0800 (PST) From: griff@odessapumps.com To: e-mail <.anita@enron.com>, e-mail <.brian@enron.com>, e-mail <.damon@enron.com>, e-mail <.dana@enron.com>, e-mail <.eddie@enron.com>, e-mail <.glen@enron.com>, e-mail <.jeff@enron.com>, e-mail <.jennifer@enron.com>, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, john.griffith@enron.com, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, e-mail <.junior@enron.com>, e-mail <.kelly@enron.com>, e-mail <.keran@enron.com>, e-mail <.melinda@enron.com>, e-mail <.michelle@enron.com>, e-mail <.rhonda@enron.com>, e-mail <.roy@enron.com> Subject: FW: interesting & useless....... Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Mike Griffith @ENRON X-To: Anita Schmid (E-mail) , BRIAN KNIGHTEN (E-mail) , DAMON STUARD (E-mail) , DANA RALSTON (E-mail) , EDDIE AARON- HOME (E-mail) , GLEN LANKFORD (E-mail) , JEFF JONES (E-mail) , JEFF JONES (E-mail 2) , JENNIFER GRIFFITH (E-mail) , JOHN AND ANGIE GRIFFITH (E-mail) , Griffith, John , JOHN PAUL JOINER (E-mail) , JUNIOR RICHARDS (E-mail) , KELLY WOOD (E-mail) , KERAN JONES (E-mail) , MELINDA FITTS (E-mail) , MICHELLE ROBINSON (E-mail) , RHONDA GRIFFITH (E-mail) , ROY PAT RUCKER (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \John_Griffith_Jan2002_1\Griffith, John\Funny X-Origin: Griffith-J X-FileName: jgriffit (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Ashlee Pfeiffer [mailto:ashlee@kcac.net] Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 12:46 PM To: Mike Griffith Subject: Fw: interesting & useless....... Real Cute ----- Original Message ----- From: "Perri Madden" To: Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 12:26 PM Subject: FW: interesting & useless....... > I love this. The last one is priceless!!! > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Pelfrey, Heather [SMTP:hpelfrey@ANLT.com] > > Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 9:53 AM > > To: 'Alex A'; 'Alicia Reeves'; 'Jana at home'; 'MOM'; 'Perri Madden'; > > Thorp, Jennifer; Thorp, Russell; Marcinowski, Wes; Faison, Ed; Crenwelge, > > Linda; 'Mike at work'; 'Mike Norton' > > Subject: FW: interesting & useless....... > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > Heather Pelfrey > > AVISTA/ GIS Specialist > > Analytical Surveys, Inc. > > Office Ph: (210) 657-1500 > > Email: hpelfrey@anlt.com > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: TIM487@aol.com [mailto:TIM487@aol.com] > > Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 7:17 AM > > To: bmagna@worldnet.att.net; filmmonkey@excite.com; jbremser@kc.rr.com; > > tdoame@email.msn.com; DGBents@charter.net; feathers@dam.net; > > kevbet@alumni.utexas.net; soujanya@soujanya.com; sabbowman@hotmail.com; > > bstepp@chguenther.com; DBREITHA@otcorp.com; DMBJFB@aol.com; > > labrucebray@hotmail.com; Trinary@charter.net; scasey@jenkens.com; > > hcombest@gcsaa.org; chdavis@hbci.com; beautifulboundaries@hotmail.com; > > dae.yeare@worldnet.att.net; tdernst@netscape.net; kesparza@chguenther.com; > > jbremser@carolina.rr.com; patsy@mrsanantonio.com; > > dgydefoodtech@cybertrails.com; latia_h@yahoo.com; HPelfrey@anlt.com; > > SueIL33@aol.com; jbunnell@callahancreek.com; > > liliana.jimenez@tuvmex.com.mx; ecosense@socket.net; gskelley@charter.net; > > maureen@mkandassoc.com; LKramer@sterlingfodsusa.com; > > slaird@donnelly.cc.ks.us; jackie@premierblending.com; Ldriscoll9@aol.com; > > lmccarty@chguenther.com; JEMcCl289s@aol.com; mcshepard@hotmail.com; > > mitchell.friedman@abbott.com; YMendez@sterlingfoodsusa.com; > > toad1@kscable.com; nickdavis@earthlink.net; respinoza@chguenther.com; > > karenr1123@earthlink.net; eksanders@prodigy.net; AlDCA@aol.com; > > cando@ligtel.com; sweber@cerner.com; CShepherd@rich.com; > > joe@joeslayton.net; HEStorer@aol.com; pnstrate@charter.net; > > CarlVolz@aol.com; shw56@swbell.net; bkayw@charter.net > > Subject: interesting & useless....... > > > > > > Just when you thought you knew everything... > > > > > > Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the > > > mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. > > > > > > Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet > > > away > > > from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. > > > > > > The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood > > > plasma. > > > > > > No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. > > > > > > Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. > > > > > > You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. > > > > > > Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or > > > older. > > > > > > The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. > > > > > > The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache > > > > > > A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first > > > flight. > > > > > > American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from > > > each > > > salad served in first-class. > > > > > > Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. > > > > > > Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the > > > morning. > > > > > > The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. > > > > > > Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. > > > > > > The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. > > > > > > Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. > > > > > > Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike > > > factory workers in Malaysia combined. > > > > > > Marilyn Monroe had six toes. (I assume this is one one foot and not both > > feet. hmmmm...) > > > > > > All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen > > > wearing them in public. > > > > > > Walt Disney was afraid of mice. > > > > > > Pearls melt in vinegar. > > > > > > Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are > > > already married. > > > > > > The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and > > > Budweiser, in that order. > > > > > > It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. > > > > > > A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. > > > > > > The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the > > > engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground > > > floor > > > and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. > > > > > > Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains > > > all > > > the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson > > > Clinton. > > > > bats turn left when they exit their cave.... > > > > > > And, the best for last..... > > > > > > > > > > > > Turtles can breathe through their butts. > > > > > > > >