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-----Original Message-----
From: Ashlee Pfeiffer [mailto:ashlee@kcac.net]
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 12:46 PM
To: Mike Griffith
Subject: Fw: Devious Thinkers and Non-Thinkers


Pretty Cute


----- Original Message -----
From: "Perri Madden" <Perri.Madden@tobin.com>
To: <ashlee@kcac.net>
Sent: Thursday, November 29, 2001 12:26 PM
Subject: FW: Devious Thinkers and Non-Thinkers


>
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: DJ Gonzalez [SMTP:dj1@wsimaps.com]
> > Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2001 8:39 AM
> > To: 'Aaron'; 'Butch and Mamie'; 'Danielsahn and bunch'; 'Frost';
> > 'Nikki'; 'Otto Trevino'; 'Perri (work)'; 'My Guitar Jorge'; 'Russell
> > Keller'; 'Sara (home)'; 'Sylvia Whiting'
> > Subject: Devious Thinkers and Non-Thinkers
> >
> > Devious thinker:
> >
> > A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he
> > doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"
> >
> > "Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.
> >
> > "Nope," replied the man.
> >
> > "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you,"
said
> > the lawyer.
> >
> > "But it's only $500," replied the man.
> >
> > "Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need
> > to nail him."
> > ----------------------------------------------------------
> > Non-thinker:
> >
> > "Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl
> > -and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his
> > feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the
> > "conversation." Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough
> > in interspecies communication, his wife had a chat with her next door
> > neighbor.
> >
> > "My husband spends his nights calling out to owls," she said.
> >
> > "That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."
> >
> > They paused then started to laugh.
>