Message-ID: <22712777.1075849668940.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 15:15:00 -0800 (PST) From: efitts@webtv.net To: jrb49a@aol.com, jblanton@ev1.net, donnice@swbell.net, prc1960@aol.com, john.griffith@enron.com, griff@odessapumps.com, becky.hadley@weatherford.com, james.hadley@weatherford.com, mhancock@tuckerrocky.com, charris1369@hotmail.com, hharris75@hotmail.com, timothy_justin@yahoo.com, smhyden@cableone.net, jerrylynch58@hotmail.com, shop_dog@excite.com, kemo@apex2000.net, nana62c@aol.com, tjbnl@aol.com, children@planetwide.com, jsears@wescosps.com, osears@hotmail.com, davidwself@hotmail.com, slsno100@juno.com, coondog41359@yahoo.com, morgen@wtaccess.com, warhorse@cyberport.com, dannyyocham@hotmail.com Subject: Fwd: FW: Ed Zachary Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: EFITTS@webtv.net (Big Ed) X-To: jrb49a@aol.com, jblanton@ev1.net, donnice@swbell.net, PRC1960@aol.com, john.griffith@enron.com, griff@odessapumps.com, becky.hadley@weatherford.com, james.hadley@weatherford.com, mhancock@tuckerrocky.com, charris1369@hotmail.com, hharris75@hotmail.com, timothy_justin@yahoo.com, smhyden@cableone.net, jerrylynch58@hotmail.com, shop_dog@excite.com, kemo@apex2000.net, Nana62c@aol.com, TJBNL@aol.com, children@planetwide.com, jsears@wescosps.com, osears@hotmail.com, davidwself@hotmail.com, slsno100@juno.com, coondog41359@yahoo.com, morgen@wtaccess.com, warhorse@cyberport.com, dannyyocham@hotmail.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \John_Griffith_Nov2001\Notes Folders\Funny X-Origin: GRIFFITH-J X-FileName: jgriffit.nsf Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7Bit Received: from mailsorter-103-1.bryant.webtv.net (209.240.198.104) by storefull-617.iap.bryant.webtv.net with WTV-SMTP; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 16:57:38 -0800 (PST) Received: by mailsorter-103-1.bryant.webtv.net (WebTV_Postfix) id 29B5B87; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 16:57:43 -0800 (PST) Delivered-To: efitts@mailsorter-bryant.bryant.webtv.net Received: from storefull-267.iap.bryant.webtv.net (storefull-267.iap.bryant.webtv.net [209.240.199.136]) by mailsorter-103-1.bryant.webtv.net (WebTV_Postfix) with ESMTP id 0746281 for ; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 16:57:43 -0800 (PST) Received: (from production@localhost) by storefull-267.iap.bryant.webtv.net (8.8.8-wtv-f/mt.gso.26Feb98) id QAA27454; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 16:57:37 -0800 (PST) X-WebTV-Signature: 1 ETAtAhUAjD9qkONfZycRAPJyKYg6qeEIPkwCFDw1NlTlpWPIzYjhKEG+SrBcew6M From: AmyLovett@webtv.net (Amy Lovett) Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 18:57:37 -0600 (CST) To: EFITTS@webtv.net Subject: Fwd: FW: Ed Zachary Message-ID: <28638-3ABA9F81-730@storefull-267.iap.bryant.webtv.net> Content-Disposition: Inline Content-Type: Multipart/Mixed; Boundary=WebTV-Mail-4274-377 MIME-Version: 1.0 (WebTV) Amy Received: from smtpin-101-9.bryant.webtv.net (209.240.198.149) by storefull-265.iap.bryant.webtv.net with WTV-SMTP; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 08:11:27 -0800 (PST) Received: by smtpin-101-9.bryant.webtv.net (WebTV_Postfix+brightmail) id F0C2690; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 08:11:31 -0800 (PST) Delivered-To: amylovett@webtv.net Received: from usamail2.conoco.com (USAMAIL2.conoco.com [12.31.208.227]) by smtpin-101-9.bryant.webtv.net (WebTV_Postfix+brightmail) with ESMTP id 36E9A6D for ; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 08:11:30 -0800 (PST) Received: from hoex20.ho.conoco.com (144.46.66.12 [144.46.66.12]) by usamail2.conoco.com with SMTP (Microsoft Exchange Internet Mail Service Version 5.5.2651.18) id H3F68QAW; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 10:11:28 -0600 Received: by hoex20.ho.conoco.com with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) id ; Thu, 22 Mar 2001 10:11:23 -0600 Message-ID: From: "Lovett, Gary G." To: "'AmyLovett@webtv.net'" , 'David and Sara' Subject: FW: Ed Zachary Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 10:11:22 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." ----------------------- Headers --------------------------------