Message-ID: <21631430.1075861693589.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 13 Nov 2001 09:59:44 -0800 (PST) From: eric.moon@enron.com To: john.griffith@enron.com Subject: FW: New Pet Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Moon, Eric X-To: Griffith, John X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \JGRIFFIT (Non-Privileged)\Griffith, John\Funny X-Origin: Griffith-J X-FileName: JGRIFFIT (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: "Tami, Eric and Jake Moon" @ENRON Sent: Tuesday, November 13, 2001 11:41 AM To: Susanne_Schmidt@Dell.com; Shantell DeHaven; Papa; Jamie; Moon, Eric; Granny; Gram and Gramp; Frank Jimenez; Aunt Jackie; Aimee Dorman-Peters Subject: Fw: New Pet > > << A NEW PET > > > > > > This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a > > pet. So > > he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an > > unusual > > pet. > > > > After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a > > little > > white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a > > good > > location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his > > new pet > > to the bar to have a drink. > > > > So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to > > Frank's with > > me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. > > > > This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked > > him > > again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But > > again, > > there was no answer from his new friend and pet. > > > > So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He > > decided to > > ask him one more! time; this time putting his face up against the > > centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go > > to > > Frank's place and have a drink with me?" > > > > A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm > > putting > > on my fucking shoes." > > > >