Message-ID: <4477059.1075861689701.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 13:49:25 -0800 (PST) From: griff@odessapumps.com To: e-mail <.anita@enron.com>, e-mail <.ashlee@enron.com>, e-mail <.brian@enron.com>, e-mail <.damon@enron.com>, e-mail <.dana@enron.com>, e-mail <.donnie/julie@enron.com>, e-mail <.eddie@enron.com>, john.griffith@enron.com, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, e-mail <.john@enron.com>, e-mail <.kelly@enron.com>, e-mail <.michelle@enron.com> Subject: FW: Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Mike Griffith @ENRON X-To: Anita Schmid (E-mail) , ASHLEE PFEIFFER (E-mail) , BRIAN KNIGHTEN (E-mail) , DAMON STUARD (E-mail) , DANA RALSTON (E-mail) , DONNIE/JULIE JONES (E-mail) , EDDIE AARON- HOME (E-mail) , Griffith, John , JOHN AND ANGIE GRIFFITH (E-mail) , JOHN PAUL JOINER (E-mail) , KELLY WOOD (E-mail) , MICHELLE ROBINSON (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \JGRIFFIT (Non-Privileged)\Griffith, John\Inbox X-Origin: Griffith-J X-FileName: JGRIFFIT (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Lankford, Glenn [mailto:Glenn.Lankford@natoil.com] Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 3:43 PM To: Larry Barnhill (E-mail); Buxton, Dana; Cheatwood, Brenda; Larry Childs (E-mail); Earsom, Roger; Mike Griffith; Jefferson, Joy; Alice Lankford (E-mail); Davin Lankford (E-mail); Kevin Strabala (E-mail); Dan Taylor (E-mail) Subject: FW: Glenn Lankford -----Original Message----- From: Jackie Larson [mailto:jlarson@dxpe.com] Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 3:37 PM To: Lankford, Glenn; R Garcia (E-mail); SHAWNA TURNER (E-mail); Kelly Terry Subject: FW: -----Original Message----- From: Travis Eaton Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 3:10 PM To: Brandi Combs; Jackie Larson; David Willits; Talisha R. Tieaskie; linda bassett; Anna Rowland Subject: FW: I know you have read the first one but read the rest. Travis Eaton Service manager DXP/Oklahoma City, OK 1401 SE 29th Oklahoma City, Oklahoma 73129 800-767-4276 405-672-8139 Fax VISIT DXP's eCommerce SITE AT:http://www.dxpe.com For Bearings & Power Transmission equipment,Janitorial Supplies,and Office Supplies!! Coming online soon... Safety Supplies. Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices? ---------------------------- Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was O.K. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night. They said ok. After my next trip several weeks later, Karey and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers. As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?" "Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted. The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was. ---------------------------- An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then 4 yr. old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?" ----------------- A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown." The pastor spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not." ----------------- A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied,"Because people are sleeping." ----------------- At the beginning of a children's sermon, one girl came up to the altar wearing a beautiful dress. As the children were sitting down around the pastor, he leaned over and said to the girl, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The girl replied almost directly into the pastor's clip-on mike, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron." ----------------- And my personal favorite --- A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too." RFC822 header ----------------------------------- RECEIVED: from SF_Database by POP_Mailbox_-1205827785 ; 20 NOV 01 22:18:31 UT Received: from MTIWMHC26.WORLDNET.ATT.NET by greenbush.org with SMTP (QuickMail Pro Server for MacOS 1.1.2); 20-Nov-2001 22:18:21 -0600