Message-ID: <14209998.1075840668715.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 9 Mar 2001 07:18:00 -0800 (PST) From: jdquillen@yahoo.com To: reubenschug@yahoo.com, yasu_neupdx@hotmail.com, joev@ripcity.com, jzinn@proaxis.com, billc@rosequarter.com, chartman@nbsrealtors.com, sharkb8@teleport.com Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Dating in the 21st century] Cc: ben.pacewic@phs.com, eholm@aracnet.com, kss@rdigroup.com, jons@gfsloans.com, boydjas@hotmail.com, cmbcjm@olypen.com, domain@nbsrealtors.com, mark.guzman@enron.com, mccarthp_1@yahoo.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Bcc: ben.pacewic@phs.com, eholm@aracnet.com, kss@rdigroup.com, jons@gfsloans.com, boydjas@hotmail.com, cmbcjm@olypen.com, domain@nbsrealtors.com, mark.guzman@enron.com, mccarthp_1@yahoo.com X-From: Darrin Quillen X-To: Rueben Schug , YASU SUZUKI , Joe Vaughn , Jim Zinn , Bill Christensen , CHRIS HARTMAN , Marty Nance X-cc: ben pacewic , Rob Sepp , Kevin Stangeland , Jon Sullivan , Jason Boyd , courtney chris , MARK FRIEL , Mark Guzman , Pat McCarthy X-bcc: X-Folder: \mark guzman 6-28-02\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: GUZMAN-M X-FileName: mark guzman 6-28-02.nsf Note: forwarded message attached. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? 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Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/ Received: by mail3.aracnet.com (mbox dquillen) (with Cubic Circle's cucipop (v1.31 1998/05/13) Fri Mar 9 09:44:40 2001) X-From_: steelheader75@hotmail.com Fri Mar 9 08:23:07 2001 Return-Path: Received: from hotmail.com (f114.pav1.hotmail.com [64.4.31.114]) by mail3.aracnet.com (8.11.0/8.11.0) with ESMTP id f29GN7a27648 for ; Fri, 9 Mar 2001 08:23:07 -0800 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Fri, 9 Mar 2001 08:23:06 -0800 Received: from 128.193.84.130 by pv1fd.pav1.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Fri, 09 Mar 2001 16:23:06 GMT X-Originating-IP: [128.193.84.130] From: "Bill Barnes" Subject: Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: Dating in the 21st century] Date: Fri, 09 Mar 2001 08:23:06 -0800 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_52a6_6c89_57c2" Message-ID: X-OriginalArrivalTime: 09 Mar 2001 16:23:06.0967 (UTC) FILETIME=[3943DE70:01C0A8B5] Content-Length: 8929 >From: Erik Salmela >To: Bill Barnes , Bill Sibert >, Brian Koffler , Brian >Moore , Bryce Baker , >"Candace E. Landua" , Casey Monroe >, Chris Hilgert , > Cory Isom , Dan Stroup >, David Freitag , > "Drill, Tony" , "Driver, Cori" >, Earl , Eric Weakland >, George Grafe , >Heather , Isaac Kearns >, Jackson , > Jacob Close , Jason Matsuoka >, Jeff Knutzen , > Jennifer Fisher , Jeremy Nelson >, Jesse Meyer , Jodi >, Joe Vittum , >"Johnson's" , Kevin Gilman >, Kevin Pine , Kristi >Slagle , Kristy Donner >, Kurt Wright , > Lara Landua , Laura Lindley >, Marc Price , Matt Chesnut >, "millhosc@mailbox.orst.edu" >, "Nate H." , >Paul Rozek , "randy m. jackson" >, Rob King , Ron & Nate >, Scott Masin , Sean Taylor >, "Speidel, Laura" , > "Stearns, Charlie" , Stephanie Matsuoka >, Steve Limbach >, Tony Gray , Travis >, Troy Morgan , >Tyler Hackett , Wade and Erika Field > >Subject: [Fwd: Fw: Dating in the 21st century] >Date: Fri, 09 Mar 2001 00:38:03 -0800 > > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com Received: from hotmail.com (oe119.pav0.hotmail.com [64.4.33.112]) by ucs.orst.edu (8.9.3/8.9.3) with ESMTP id VAA34414 for ; Thu, 8 Mar 2001 21:50:06 -0800 (PST) Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Thu, 8 Mar 2001 21:49:42 -0800 X-Originating-IP: [63.11.33.50] From: "Craig Neves" To: "Brad & Cathy Loomis" , "Bill Gianukakis" , "BJ & Jaime Loomis" , "Mike Cortner" , "Doug Neves" , "Erik Salmela" , "Graeme Cox" , "George Watson" , "Jessica Pollock" , "Kevin Greene" <1kg@home.com>, "John Milne" , "Jim Straiger" , "Ken Rosetti" Subject: Fw: Dating in the 21st century Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2001 21:54:47 -0800 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: MSN Explorer 6.00.0010.0912 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_001_0000_01C0A81A.644C1E20" Message-ID: X-OriginalArrivalTime: 09 Mar 2001 05:49:42.0507 (UTC) FILETIME=[BCD77BB0:01C0A85C] X-Mozilla-Status2: 00000000 ----- Original Message ----- From:?Christy Nikola Sent:?Thursday, March 08, 2001 3:55 PM To:?'Claudia Nikola (work)'; 'Dennis Keaton'; 'Mary Bauck'; 'Craig Neves'; 'Crystle Gilliam'; Teresa Reilly; Carol Morejohn; Carmen Morefield; Joan Pariani Subject:?Dating in the 21st century > > After a date....... > > > > One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss > > each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an > > air > > of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, > > he says to her: > > > > "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" > > > > Horrified, she replies > > "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" > > > > Him: "Oh come on!? Who's gonna see us at this hour?" > > Her: "No, please.? Can you imagine if we get caught?" > > Him: "Oh come on!? There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" > > Her: "No way.? It's just too risky!" > > Him? (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" > > Her: "No, no, and no.? I love you too, but I just can't!" > > Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?" > > Her: "No, no.? I just can't" > > Him: "I beg you ... " > > > > Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's > > sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy > > voice she says: > > > > "Dad says go ahead and give him a blowjob, or I can do it. > > Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. > > > > But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."