Subject: Building Guy Script - Mark Haedicke Scene
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Date: Wed, 4 Apr 2001 03:10:00 -0700 (PDT)

Michelle Cash asked me to forward this script to you.  I will be in touch 
with Janette to schedule the most convenient time for filming on Tuesday or 
Wednesday, April 9 or 10.  Thanks. 

Script

Quarterly Mandatory Office Move Policy 
Location:  The Construction Site

Props:  Substitute Building Guy in Building Guy Attire (Hard Hat, tool belt), 
Mark Haedicke with Hard Hat and Blazer

Script

ENA Lawyer in an Obsequious Voice:  Hey, Substitute Building Guy, I,m with 
ENA Legal and I,ve had four office moves this past year because of 
construction on our floor.  Please, please tell me that when we move to the 
new building, I won,t have to move offices ever again.
 
Substitute Building Guy (with Mark Haedicke standing next to him):  Well, 
good news, I can promise you that new building will be Enron,s state of the 
art and Jeff Skilling has mandated that there won,t be any more construction 
in the new building for at least 2 years after it opens.  But as for whether 
you,ll be moving offices again, I think I better let your general counsel, 
Mark Haedicke address that question.  Mark.

Mark Haedicke in a dry, public service announcement deadpan:  Thanks, 
Substitute Building Guy and thank you [lawyer,s name] for your question.  
[Lawyer,s name], as you pointed out, you have had to move 4 times this year 
and although you may feel it,s been disruptive, your office moves and those 
of your colleagues have produced some very valuable unintended consequences 
that we want to continue enjoying: first, constant office moves promote 
increased collegiality; second, constant office moves ensure that ENA Legal 
remains at the "cutting edge of Enron's document retention policies"; and, 
third, constant office moves have dramatically reduced our outside counsel 
litigation fees since we have no documents to produce during discovery 
requests.  As a result, I am pleased to announce our new "quarterly office 
move policy".  Our new quarterly office move policy will continue to promote 
the foregoing objectives and, in fact, I intend to suggest to Jim Derrick at 
the next general counsel,s meeting that we implement this policy on a 
corporate basis.  Remember, we may be done with construction, but we,ll never 
be done moving.  

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Michelle Cash
Enron North America Corp.
1400 Smith Street, EB 3823
Houston, Texas  77002
(713) 853-6401
[email-masked]

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