Message-ID: <9487931.1075854912243.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2001 07:46:24 -0700 (PDT) From: anne_heard@ryderscott.com To: marie.heard@enron.com, e-mail <.genia@enron.com> Subject: FW: clean joke of the day Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Heard, Anne" @ENRON X-To: Heard, Marie , GENIA HEARD (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MHEARD (Non-Privileged)\Heard, Marie\Deleted Items X-Origin: Heard-M X-FileName: MHEARD (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Wilder, Sandy Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 8:45 AM To: Espey, Molly; Gordon, Paulayette; Heard, Anne; Kaplan, Pam; Lantz, Katherine; Norman, Leslie; McGlothlin, Kim; Ocampo, Angie; Marsh, Irma; Bert & Chris Painter (E-mail); Katy Gorman (E-mail) Subject: FW: clean joke of the day This guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for its house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. > > He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?" > > A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes". Glen Faubion * I/T Systems Analyst Corporate Data Warehouse Phone: 210-456-3767 Pager: 210-753-7180 E-Mail: glen.faubion@usaa.com