Message-ID: <15590488.1075859382858.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 20 Dec 2001 13:32:19 -0800 (PST) From: genia.fitzgerald@enron.com To: marie.heard@enron.com Subject: FW: Holiday one-liners Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Fitzgerald, Genia X-To: Heard, Marie X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Marie_Heard_Jan2002\Heard, Marie\Deleted Items X-Origin: Heard-M X-FileName: mheard (Non-Privileged).pst What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you! Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? Santa of course, because the other two don't exist! What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens. What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes? A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum) Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean? Because snow man is an island.