Message-ID: <3244709.1075861913902.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 27 Nov 2001 14:35:47 -0800 (PST) From: anne_heard@ryderscott.com To: marie.heard@enron.com, e-mail <.genia@enron.com> Subject: FW: OZ (Truer Than We Know!!) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Heard, Anne" @ENRON X-To: Heard, Marie , GENIA HEARD (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MHEARD (Non-Privileged)\Heard, Marie\Deleted Items X-Origin: Heard-M X-FileName: MHEARD (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Richoux, Fred Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 4:33 PM To: Heard, Anne Subject: FW: OZ (Truer Than We Know!!) -----Original Message----- From: Wagner, Bob Sent: Tuesday, November 27, 2001 4:30 PM To: Basanko, Olga; Connor, Larry; Moredock, Sandy; Richoux, Fred; Zak, Mike Subject: FW: OZ (Truer Than We Know!!) > > The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they spin to > > OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally make it tothe > > Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. > "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ? WHAT DO YOU WANT?" > > Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." > > > > "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" > > > > Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well, I think I need a brain." > > > > "DONE," says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORETHE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?" > > > > Up steps George H. W. Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a > > heart." > > > > "I'VE HEARD ITS TRUE," says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE." > > > > Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing > > there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. > > > > Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" > > > > Clinton says "Is Dorothy here?" > >