Message-ID: <28169260.1075855502539.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2000 07:58:00 -0800 (PST) From: suhernan@llgm.com To: judy.hernandez@enron.com, irenepepe@hotmail.com, smanzanales@jw.com, maria.soliz@ppfa.org, bburrell@tmh.tmc.edu, maryloulou@yahoo.com Subject: You Gotta Have Faith Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-From: "SOCORRO HERNANDEZ" X-To: , , , , , X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf You Gotta Have Faith There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying. Flying made her nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time, she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible, he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing. After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuf= f in there do you?" The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible." He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him." "What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically. "Then you can ask him." replied the lady. =02=05---------------------------------------------------------------------= -------- ------------------------ Texas Wisdom! 1.Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco. 2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad=20 judgment. 3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back i= n. 4. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then = to=20 make sure it's still there. 5. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'= =20 somebody else's dog around. 6. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 7. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. 8. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 9. Don't squat with your spurs on. 10. It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. 11. Always drink upstream from the herd. 12. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 13. There are three kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, The fe= w=20 who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire t= o=20 see for themselves if it's really hot.