Message-ID: <13969505.1075855516875.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2000 07:36:00 -0700 (PDT) From: judy.hernandez@enron.com To: jennifer.cutaia@enron.com, suhernan@llgm.com, dora_thurmond@uniteddc.com Subject: CHAIN!This is funny. Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Judy Hernandez X-To: jennifer.cutaia@enron.com, suhernan@llgm.com, dora_thurmond@uniteddc.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Judy Hernandez/HOU/ECT on 10/17/2000 02:35 PM --------------------------- Judy Hernandez 10/17/2000 02:35 PM To: Eve Puckett/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Leslie Smith/HOU/ECT@ECT, Regina Blackshear/Corp/Enron@ENRON, Angela Gill/NA/Enron@Enron, Angela Barnett/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: CHAIN!This is funny. ---------------------- Forwarded by Judy Hernandez/HOU/ECT on 10/17/2000 02:33 PM --------------------------- Maria Sandoval 10/17/2000 10:49 AM To: Andrea R Guillen/HOU/ECT@ECT, Phenicia Olivier/HOU/ECT@ECT, Bernice Rodriguez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Melissa Rodriguez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Cassandra S Dutton/HOU/ECT@ECT, Lorraine Becker/HOU/ECT@ECT, Melba Lozano/HOU/ECT@ECT, Chantelle Villanueva/HOU/ECT@ECT, patty.soria@halliburton.com, elizabeth.gutierrez@eott.com, Judy Hernandez/HOU/ECT@ECT, Elizabeth Soto/HOU/ECT@ECT, amolina@unifirst.com, Pamela Sonnier/HOU/ECT@ECT, Brenda Barreda/HOU/EES@EES, Yolanda Pena/Corp/Enron@Enron, Claudia Clark/HOU/ECT@ECT, Lisa Shoemake/HOU/ECT@ECT, Amber Limas/HOU/ECT@ECT, Alex Saldana/HOU/ECT@ECT, margiec@networkinterstate.com, yolanda.sandoval@halliburton.com, Alisha Guerrero/HOU/ECT@ECT, yolanda.sandoval@halliburton.com, margiec@networkinterstate.com, "Richardson, Monica" , jfgarcia2000@aol.com cc: Subject: CHAIN!This is funny. ---------------------- Forwarded by Maria Sandoval/HOU/ECT on 10/17/2000 10:47 AM --------------------------- From: Chantelle Villanueva 10/17/2000 10:14 AM To: Elizabeth Soto/HOU/ECT@ECT, Maria Sandoval/HOU/ECT@ECT, Irena D Hogan/HOU/ECT@ECT, Heather Choate/HOU/ECT, Kim Perez/ET&S/Enron@ENRON, Kimberly Vaughn/HOU/ECT@ECT, Aimee Lannou/HOU/ECT@ECT, Alisha Guerrero/HOU/ECT@ECT, Brenda Barreda/HOU/EES@EES, Pamela Sonnier/HOU/ECT@ECT, Melissa Rodriguez/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: CHAIN!This is funny. ---------------------- Forwarded by Chantelle Villanueva/HOU/ECT on 10/17/2000 10:16 AM --------------------------- From: Kim Perez@ENRON on 10/17/2000 10:13 AM To: mike_arellano@usa.net, bbroussard@searchproject.org, CassandraH@TEXASENT.COM, Chantelle Villanueva/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: This is funny. ---------------------- Forwarded by Kim Perez/ET&S/Enron on 10/17/2000 10:11 AM --------------------------- "Bill R. Hulin" on 10/17/2000 09:52:44 AM To: kim.perez@enron.com cc: Subject: This is funny. Subject: THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! > > > > > > >> DO NOT SAVE - PASS ON > > > > > >> > > > > > >> A man takes the day off work and > > > > > >> > > > > > >> decides to go out golfing. > > > > > >> He is on the second hole when he > > > > > >> > > > > > >> notices a frog sitting next to > > > > > >> > > > > > >> the green. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> He thinks nothing of it and is > > > > > >> > > > > > >> about to shoot when he > > > > > >> > > > > > >> hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." > > > > > >> > > > > > >> The man looks around and doesn't > > > > > >> > > > > > >> see anyone. Again, he > > > > > >> > > > > > >> hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks > > > > > >> > > > > > >> at the frog and decides to > > > > > >> > > > > > >> prove the frog wrong, puts the > > > > > >> > > > > > >> club away, and grabs a 9 iron. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Boom! > > > > > >> > > > > > >> He hits it 10 inches from the > > > > > >> > > > > > >> cup. He is shocked. He says > > > > > >> > > > > > >> to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> You must be a lucky frog, eh? > > > > > >> > > > > > >> The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky > > > > > >> > > > > > >> frog." > > > > > >> > > > > > >> The man decides to take the frog > > > > > >> > > > > > >> with him to the next hole. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> "What do you think frog?" the > > > > > >> > > > > > >> man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." > > > > > >> > > > > > >> The guy takes out a 3 wood and, > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Boom! Hole in one. The > > > > > >> > > > > > >> man is befuddled and doesn't know > > > > > >> > > > > > >> what to say. By the end > > > > > >> > > > > > >> of the day, the man golfed the > > > > > >> > > > > > >> best game of golf in his life and > > > > > >> > > > > > >> asks the frog, "OK where to > > > > > >> > > > > > >> next?" > > > > > >> > > > > > >> The frog replies, "Ribbit Las > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Vegas." They go to Las Vegas > > > > > >> > > > > > >> and the guy says, "OK frog, now > > > > > >> > > > > > >> what?" The frog says, > > > > > >> > > > > > >> "Ribbit Roulette." Upon > > > > > >> > > > > > >> approaching the roulette table, The man > > > > > >> > > > > > >> asks, "What do you think I should > > > > > >> > > > > > >> bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit > > > > > >> > > > > > >> $3000, black 6." Now, this is a > > > > > >> > > > > > >> million-to-one shot to win, but > > > > > >> > > > > > >> after the golf game the man > > > > > >> > > > > > >> figures what the heck. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding > > > > > >> > > > > > >> back across the table. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> The man takes his winnings and > > > > > >> > > > > > >> buys the best room in the > > > > > >> > > > > > >> hotel. He sits the frog down and > > > > > >> > > > > > >> says, "Frog, I don't know how to > > > > > >> > > > > > >> repay you. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> You've won me all this money and > > > > > >> > > > > > >> I am forever grateful." > > > > > >> > > > > > >> The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Me." He figures why not, > > > > > >> > > > > > >> since after all the frog did for > > > > > >> > > > > > >> him, he deserves it. With a > > > > > >> > > > > > >> kiss, the frog turns into a > > > > > >> > > > > > >> gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, > > > > > >> > > > > > >> your honor, is how the girl > > > > > >> > > > > > >> ended up in my room. So help me God > > > > > >> > > > > > >> or my name is not William Jefferson > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Clinton." > > > > > >> > > > > > >> The origination of this letter is > > > > > >> > > > > > >> unknown, but it brings > > > > > >> > > > > > >> good luck to everyone who passes > > > > > >> > > > > > >> it on. The one who breaks the > > > > > >> > > > > > >> chain will have bad luck. Do > > > > > >> > > > > > >> not keep this. Do not send > > > > > >> > > > > > >> money. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Just forward it to five of your > > > > > >> > > > > > >> friends to whom you wish good > > > > > >> > > > > > >> luck. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> You will see that something good > > > > > >> > > > > > >> happens to you four MINUTES > > > > > >> > > > > > >> from now if the chain is not > > > > > >> > > > > > >> broken. > > > > > >> > > > > > >> YOU WILL RECEIVE GOOD LUCK IN > > > > > >> > > > > > >> FOUR MINUTES. > > > > > >