Message-ID: <3988767.1075855524012.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2000 10:25:00 -0800 (PST) From: regina.blackshear@enron.com To: l_carter61@hotmail.com, bouncing98@hotmail.com, amber.ebow@enron.com, amber.limas@enron.com, yvonne.acosta@enron.com, tharsilla.broussard@enron.com, judy.hernandez@enron.com, michelle.neville@enron.com, eve.puckett@enron.com, angela.barnett@enron.com, sonia_l_castorena@reliantenergy.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Regina Blackshear X-To: l_carter61@hotmail.com, "BENEDICT PETERS", Amber Ebow, Amber Limas, Yvonne Acosta, Tharsilla Broussard, Judy Hernandez, Michelle Neville, Eve Puckett, Angela Barnett, sonia_l_castorena@reliantenergy.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Regina Blackshear/Corp/Enron on 02/28/2000 06:18 PM --------------------------- GRHRDH@aol.com on 02/26/2000 09:34:56 PM To: Regina.Blackshear@enron.com, SOYINIE@msn.com cc: Subject: Fwd: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail CHECK THIS PIECE OF INFORMATION OUT. 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Return-path: SWI422@aol.com From: SWI422@aol.com Full-name: SWI422 Message-ID: <50.208bd8c.25e88cb7@aol.com> Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2000 20:56:07 EST Subject: Fwd: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail To: Fswiftb@aol.com, owinn@csc.com, swiftletha@earthlink.net, shirley.winn-roy@astrazeneca.com, GRHRDH@aol.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part2_3e.151c530.25e88cb7_boundary" X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 70 Return-Path: Received: from rly-yh02.mx.aol.com (rly-yh02.mail.aol.com [172.18.147.34]) by air-yh03.mail.aol.com (v69.17) with ESMTP; Fri, 25 Feb 2000 19:32:18 -0500 Received: from sparticus.bright.net (sparticus.bright.net [205.212.123.5]) by rly-yh02.mx.aol.com (v69.17) with ESMTP; Fri, 25 Feb 2000 19:31:35 -0500 Received: from k5k4y3 (vaug-3640-1-cs-49.dial.bright.net [216.201.26.243]) by sparticus.bright.net (8.9.3/8.9.3 ComNet Build) with SMTP id TAA18718 for ; Fri, 25 Feb 2000 19:31:32 -0500 (EST) Message-ID: <045701bf7ffa$19ffa880$f31ac9d8@k5k4y3> From: "Kennedy Dennard Sr." To: "Sharon Swift" Subject: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2000 19:37:52 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0454_01BF7FC7.CE8B0520" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2314.1300 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.00.2314.1300 ? ----- Original Message ----- From: Kennedy Dennard Sr. To: Tiffani Selhorst Sent: Friday, February 25, 2000 7:35 PM Subject: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail ? ----- Original Message ----- From: Lori's Mail To: Zak Burgess ; Verne McLean & Tina Howerth ; Stacy Stevens ; Rita Stapleton ; Mike Bradshaw ; Mallory R. Cox ; Kay Hites ; Jessica Cummins ; Jenny Lehman ; Erin Conrad ; courtney jones ; Cindy King ; Carmelita Johnson ; Bryan Lewis ; Bethany Burgess ; B-ballplaya4lif@webtv.net ; Audra Hillard Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2000 10:27 AM Subject: Fw: Heavenly Voice Mail ? ----- Original Message ----- From: Kim Stevenson To: Thersa ; Pandora ; Mike and Judy ; Michelle Lawley ; Maryann Brohard ; Lori McCollough ; Joan Dibble ; Joan Alspach ; Jenny and Scott Crawford ; Jeff Berthelot ; Charlie Tata ; Bob Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2000 8:23 AM Subject: FW: Heavenly Voice Mail > > Subject:? Heavenly Voice Mail > > > > Hope you all don't mind.? Thought this was really cute. > > > >??? We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of > > modern life.? But have you wondered, what if God decided to install > voice > > mail? > > > > Imagine praying and hearing this: > >??? "Thank you for calling My Father's House. > >??? Please select one of the following options: > > > >??? Press 1 for Requests > >??? Press 2 for Thanksgiving > >??? Press 3 for Complaints > >??? Press 4 for All Other Inquiries. > > > > I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other sinners right now. > > However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the > order > > it was received, so please stay on the line.? If you would like to speak > > to: > > > >??? God?? Press 1 > >??? For Jesus?? Press? 2 > >??? For the Holy Spirit,? Press > > > >??? If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while? you are > holding > > please Press 4. > > > >?? To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven.?? Press 5, > enter > > his or her Social Security number, then press the pound key. > > > > (If you get a negative response, try area code 666.) > > > >? For reservations at My Father's House please enter?? J-O-H-N followed > by > > 3-1-6. > > > > For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth > and > > where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here. > > > > Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.? Please hang > up > > and try again tomorrow. > > > > This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. > > > > Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. > > > > If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, contact > your > > local pastor." > > > > THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS WHEN WE PRAY!!!!!