Message-ID: <24903457.1075855551792.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 4 Dec 2000 00:03:00 -0800 (PST) From: bburrell@tmh.tmc.edu To: suhernan@llgm.com, judy.hernandez@enron.com Subject: FW: AL & Dr. Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Burrell, Barb (San Jac)" X-To: "'suhernan@LLGM.com'" , "'judy.hernandez@enron.com'" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf Coco & Judy Thought you might enjoy this. Barb > Dr. Seuss' > >> AlGore I am! > >> > >> Can we count them with our nose? > >> Can we count them with our toes? > >> Should we count them with a band? > >> Should we count them all by hand? > >> If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out! > >> I will not let this vote count stand, I do not like them, ALGore I am! > > >> > >> Can we change these numbers here? > >> Can we change them, calm my fears? > >> What do you mean Dubya has won? > >> That is not fair! It ruins my fun! > >> Let's count them upside down this time Let's count until the state is > >> mine! > >> I will not let THIS vote count stand! > >> I do not like it, AlGore I am! > >> > >> I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit! > >> You have not heard the last of it! > >> I'll count the ballots one by one And hold each up before the sun! > >> I'll count, recount, and count some more! > >> You'll grow to like this little chore! > >> I will not let this vote count stand! > >> I do not like it, AlGore I am! > >> > >> I won't leave office, stayin' here I've glued my desk chair to my > rear! > >> Tipper, Hillary, and Bubba too, Are telling me that I should SUE! > >> "We find the Electoral College vile! > >> Recount the votes until WE smile! > >> We do not want this vote to stand! > >> We do not LIKE it, AlGore-I-am! > >> > >> " How shall we count THIS ballot box? > >> Let's count it standling in our socks! > >> Shall we count this one in a tree? > >> And who shall count it, you or me? > >> We cannot, cannot count enough! > >> We must not stop, we must be tough! > >> I do not want this vote to stand! > >> I do not like it, AlGore I am! > >> > >> I've counted till my fingers bleed and still can't fufill my counting > >> need. > >> I'll count the tiles on the floor and even count the ones next door! > >> And I will not say I am done until the counting says I've WON! > >> I will not let this vote count stand! > >> I do not like it, AlGore I am! > >> > >> What's that? > >> What? > >> What's that you say? > >> You think the current count should....STAY????? > >> You do not like my counting scheme? > >> It makes you tense? > >> Gives you bad dreams? > >> Foolish folks, you're wrong, you'll see! > >> Your only care should be for ME! > >> I will not let this vote count stand! I do not like it, AlGore I am!