Message-ID: <19747421.1075855556212.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000 05:44:00 -0800 (PST) From: suhernan@llgm.com To: judy.hernandez@enron.com, irenepepe@hotmail.com, smanzanales@jw.com, aguevara@llgm.com, bmonte@llgm.com, clbrown@llgm.com, etrujill@llgm.com, fwu@llgm.com, jvega@llgm.com, kmoore@llgm.com, tnguyen@llgm.com, vfarrell@llgm.com, maria.soliz@ppfa.org Subject: Brain Transplant Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "SOCORRO HERNANDEZ" X-To: , , , "A. SUE GONZALES-GUEVARA" , "Barbara Monte" , "CATHERINE BROWN" , "ELIZABETH TRUJILLO" , "FRANK WU" , "JESSICA VEGA" , "KATHY MARIE MOORE" , "TRUONG MANH NGUYEN" , "VIVIAN FARRELL" , X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Juan_Hernandez_Dec2000\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: Hernandez-J X-FileName: jhernan.nsf >> I know it's sexist but oh so funny (and true?)!!!!!!!! >> >> BRAIN TRANSPLANT... >> > In the hospital the relatives gathered in the >> >waiting room, >> where their family member lay gravely ill. >> Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and >> >somber. >> I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he >> >said as he surveyed >> the worried faces. "The only hope left for >> >your loved one >> at this time is a brain transplant. It's an >> >experimental procedure, >> semi-risky and you will have to pay for the >> >brain yourselves." >> The family members sat silent as they absorbed >> >the news. >> After a great length of time, someone asked, >> >"Well, how much does >> a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, >> "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a >> >female brain." >> The moment turned awkward. Men in the room >> >started to smile, >> avoiding eye contact with the women and some >> >actually smirked. >> A man, unable to control his curiosity, >> >blurted out the question >> everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain >> >so much more?" >> The doctor smiled at the childish innocence >> >and so to the entire >> group said, "It's just standard pricing >> >procedure. >> We have to mark down the price of the female >> >brains, >> because they've actually been used." >> SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO >> >THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN >> HANDLE IT! >> >> >> > >