Message-ID: <9229291.1075860867806.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 10:28:54 -0800 (PST) From: tina_leavy@msn.com To: dalbritton@cox.rr.com, rda2c@unix.mail.virginia.edu, bandrews257@aol.com, elena_carver@yahoo.com, sweetie05291983@msn.com, kravenoriole5610@msn.com, mdockens79@msn.com, nncymorgan@msn.com, dpkdd@aol.com, m011602@yahoo.com, apdiving@aol.com, fowlerj_23102@msn.com, resqdisp@yahoo.com, cardiac696@aol.com, jhyatt@msn.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Some gems from teachers Cc: kevin.hyatt@enron.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Bcc: kevin.hyatt@enron.com X-From: Tina Leavy X-To: DALBRITTON@cox.rr.com, rda2c@unix.mail.virginia.edu, Bandrews257@aol.com, elena_carver@yahoo.com, sweetie05291983@msn.com, Kravenoriole5610@msn.com, MDOCKENS79@MSN.COM, NNCYMorgan@msn.com, DPKDD@AOL.COM, M011602@YAHOO.COM, apdiving@aol.com, fowlerj_23102@msn.com, resqdisp@yahoo.com, cardiac696@aol.com, jhyatt@msn.com X-cc: Hyatt, Kevin , ntisti95@aol.com, Majacks5@hotmail.com, ellen@pwarc.org, Leavylaw@aol.com, Leavys@msn.com, tammy_Leavy@msn.com, Jsay251425@aol.com, medic_99us@yahoo.com, belmontrm2@juno.com, kmcdanie@hs.spotsylvania.k12.va.us, EMT92480@aol.com, jjmoore@hs.spotsylvania.k12.va.us, MMurray538@aol.com, Ts671@aol.com X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kevin_Hyatt_Mar2002\Hyatt, Kevin\Deleted Items X-Origin: Hyatt-K X-FileName: khyatt (Non-Privileged).pst >From: "stanley czajkowski" >To: BJLord2@aol.com, cahemming@hotmail.com, cardiac734@aol.com, >cardiactech@adelphia.net, cmarsh3892@aol.com, dwestwood@erols.com, >emsequalnolife@aol.com, found1@earthlink.net, haasdc@borg.com, >haasmb@netscape.net, jwalsh@medicorpihn.com, katwilliams@juno.com, >kesterl@hoffman.army.mil, kidd108@attbi.com, ladybee108@webtv.net, >Larry.Gordon@usmc-mccs.org, maniac_8@hotmail.com, okfine66@aol.com, >pd4byot@aol.com, pita651@aol.com, ralph.walters@gsa.gov, >rdavies@twcny.rr.com, s-t-a-k@msn.com, shedrick@erols.com, >tina_leavy@msn.com >Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Some gems from teachers >Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 09:36:59 -0500 > > > > >>From: "Kathy S. Williams" >>To: ftzimmer@together.net, BBrogo@aol.com, sjplus5@juno.com, >>SEANO231@aol.com, cocoppm@msn.com, NanFolks00@aol.com, >>grumby@dreamscape.com, zoey233@cs.com, melwilliams72@hotmail.com, >>wanwood@adelphia.net, timdawg1023@cs.com >>Subject: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Some gems from teachers >>Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 17:55:34 -0500 >> >> >>Sent: Monday, February 18, 2002 7:02 PM >>Subject: Fwd: Fw: Some gems from teachers >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >> > > Subject: Some gems from teachers These are actual >> > > (supposedly) comments made on students' report cards by >> > > teachers in the New York City public school system. All >> > > teachers were rightfully reprimanded. Keeping this in >> > > mind, ya gotta admit some of them are kinda funny. The >> > > problem had to be with the students because these >> > > teachers were original and WITTY. >> > > >> > > 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock >> > > bottom and has started to dig. >> > > >> > > 2. I would not allow this student to breed. >> > > >> > > 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. >> > > >> > > 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. >> > > >> > > 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then >> > > consistently fails to achieve them. >> > > >> > > 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the >> > > plastic thing to hold it all together. >> > > >> > > 7. THis child has been working with glue too much. >> > > >> > > 8. When your daughters IQ reaches 50, she should sell. >> > > >> > > 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the >> > > train isn't coming. >> > > >> > > 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be >> > > watered twice a week. >> > > >> > > 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created >> > > this child beat out 1,000,000 >> > > others. >> > > >> > > 12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely >> > > dead. >> > > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >--------------------------------- >> >Do You Yahoo!? >> >Yahoo! Sports - Coverage of the 2002 Olympic Games >> >> >> >>MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: Click Here > > > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Join the world?s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. >http://www.hotmail.com > _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx