Message-ID: <15001774.1075860867856.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 11:06:15 -0800 (PST) From: tina_leavy@msn.com Subject: Fwd: Fw: So, how did you break your arm? Cc: leavylaw@aol.com, leavys@msn.com, tammy_leavy@msn.com, medic_99us@yahoo.com, emt92480@aol.com, quackemt621@aol.com, exploreremtsar@aol.com, mmurray538@aol.com, want2bjustme@aol.com, gprial@yahoo.com, robertusher@va.prestige.net, rrtcpr2001@att.net, lady4lifeinva@aol.com, zman@firehousemail.com Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Bcc: leavylaw@aol.com, leavys@msn.com, tammy_leavy@msn.com, medic_99us@yahoo.com, emt92480@aol.com, quackemt621@aol.com, exploreremtsar@aol.com, mmurray538@aol.com, want2bjustme@aol.com, gprial@yahoo.com, robertusher@va.prestige.net, rrtcpr2001@att.net, lady4lifeinva@aol.com, zman@firehousemail.com X-From: Tina Leavy X-To: rda2c@unix.mail.virginia.edu, Bandrews257@aol.com, MBock@kgo.csc.com, MDOCKENS79@MSN.COM, NNCYMorgan@msn.com, M011602@YAHOO.COM, apdiving@aol.com, fowlerj_23102@msn.com, cardiac696@aol.com, EMT607@aol.com, vamtblues@aol.com, jhyatt@msn.com, Hyatt, Kevin , ntisti95@aol.com, ellen@pwarc.org X-cc: Leavylaw@aol.com, Leavys@msn.com, tammy_Leavy@msn.com, medic_99us@yahoo.com, EMT92480@aol.com, QuackEMT621@aol.com, Exploreremtsar@aol.com, MMurray538@aol.com, want2bjustme@aol.com, gprial@yahoo.com, robertusher@va.prestige.net, RRTCPR2001@att.net, Lady4lifeinva@aol.com, zman@firehousemail.com X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kevin_Hyatt_Mar2002\Hyatt, Kevin\Deleted Items X-Origin: Hyatt-K X-FileName: khyatt (Non-Privileged).pst >From: "stanley czajkowski" >To: BJLord2@aol.com, cahemming@hotmail.com, cardiactech@adelphia.net, >cmarsh3892@aol.com, dwestwood@erols.com, emsequalnolife@aol.com, >found1@earthlink.net, Gary_Butt@dom.com, haasdc@borg.com, >haasmb@netscape.net, jons_stang@yahoo.com, katwilliams@juno.com, >kesterl@hoffman.army.mil, kidd108@attbi.com, ladybee108@webtv.net, >Larry.Gordon@usmc-mccs.org, maniac_8@hotmail.com, okfine66@aol.com, >pd4byot@aol.com, pita651@aol.com, ralph.walters@gsa.gov, s-t-a-k@msn.com, >tina_leavy@msn.com, welsh@ibb.gov, Wollimat1@cs.com >Subject: Fwd: Fw: So, how did you break your arm? >Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 12:23:29 -0500 > > > > >>From: "Joanne and Bruce Shedrick" >>To: >>Subject: Fw: So, how did you break your arm? >>Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 10:59:37 -0500 >> >> >> >>Subject: So, how did you break your arm? >> >> >> > >> > >> > < Subject: "So, how did you break your arm?" >> > >> > Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of >>the >> > slopes as written by a New Orleans paper: >> > >> > A friend just got back from a holiday skiing trip to Utah with the kind >>of >> > story that warms the cockles of anybody's heart. Conditions were >>perfect...12 >> > below, no feeling in the toes, basic numbness all over...the "Tell me >>when >> > we're having fun" kind of day. >> > One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in >>dire >> > need of a rest room. He told her not to worry, that there surely, was >>relief >> > waiting at the top of the lift for skiers in distress. He was wrong, of >> > course, and the pain did not go away. >> > Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the pain, suggested that, >>since >> > she was wearing an all-white ski outfit she should go off in the woods >>and >>no >> > one would even notice. >> > So she headed for the tree line, began lowering her ski pants and >>proceeded >> > to do her thing. You know there is a right way and wrong way to set >>your >>skis >> > so you don't move. Yup, you got it!!! She had them positioned the wrong >>way. >> > Without warning, the woman found herself skiing backward, >>out-of-control, >> > racing through the trees... her pants down around her knees, and she >>was >> > picking up speed. She was totally out-of-control, creating an unusual >>vista >> > for the other skiers. The woman skied back under the lift and finally >> > collided violently with a pylon. The bad news was that she broke her >>arm >>and >> > was unable to pull up her ski pants. >> > At long last her husband arrived, putting an end to her nudie show, the >>ski >> > patrol transported her to a hospital. While in the emergency room, a >>man >>with >> > an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers. "So, how'd you >>break >> > your leg?" she asked, making small talk. >> > "It was the darndest thing you ever saw," he said. "I was riding up >>this >>ski >> > lift and suddenly, there was this crazy woman skiing backward, >> > out-of-control, down the mountain, with her bare bottom hanging out of >>her >> > pants. >> > I leaned over to get a better look and fell out of the lift." "So, >>how'd >>you >> > break your arm?" >> > >> >> > >> > >> >> > >> > >> > > > > >_________________________________________________________________ >MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: >http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx > _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com