Message-ID: <10673145.1075860868336.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 26 Feb 2002 10:41:28 -0800 (PST) From: tina_leavy@msn.com To: dalbritton@cox.rr.com, rda2c@unix.mail.virginia.edu, bandrews257@aol.com, maanbr@hotmail.com, kcarrlcsw@aol.com, elena_carver@yahoo.com, sjplus5@hotmail.com, sweetie05291983@msn.com, kravenoriole5610@msn.com, mdockens79@msn.com, nncymorgan@msn.com, m011602@yahoo.com, apdiving@aol.com, fowlerj_23102@msn.com, resqdisp@yahoo.com Subject: Fwd: Nine months later Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ANSI_X3.4-1968 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Tina Leavy X-To: DALBRITTON@cox.rr.com, rda2c@unix.mail.virginia.edu, Bandrews257@aol.com, maanbr@hotmail.com, KCARRLCSW@AOL.COM, elena_carver@yahoo.com, sjplus5@hotmail.com, sweetie05291983@msn.com, Kravenoriole5610@msn.com, MDOCKENS79@MSN.COM, NNCYMorgan@msn.com, M011602@YAHOO.COM, apdiving@aol.com, fowlerj_23102@msn.com, resqdisp@yahoo.com X-cc: cardiac696@aol.com, EMT607@aol.com, Misnic20@yahoo.com, vamtblues@aol.com, jhyatt@msn.com, Hyatt, Kevin , ntisti95@aol.com, ellen@pwarc.org, Leavylaw@aol.com, Leavys@msn.com, tammy_Leavy@msn.com, Jsay251425@aol.com, cmarsh3892@aol.com, medic_99us@yahoo.com, belmontrm2@juno.com X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kevin_Hyatt_Mar2002\Hyatt, Kevin\Deleted Items X-Origin: Hyatt-K X-FileName: khyatt (Non-Privileged).pst >From: Cardiac696@aol.com >To: H20MLNCRWL@aol.com, Cardiac734@aol.com, found1@earthlink.net, >Iwannatlk@aol.com, Pita651@aol.com, neldavis@juno.com, >Mikedeni@aol.com, firefighter@va.prestige.net, Resdive626@hotmail.com, > UJSDNTNO@aol.com, EMT607@aol.com, Chrisdfiredog@aol.com, >Laubertimes5@cs.com, Tina_Leavy@msn.com, CMarsh3892@aol.com, >Emsequalnolife@aol.com, MWCMANDIE@aol.com, Jwalsh@medicorpihn.com >Subject: Nine months later >Date: Tue, 19 Feb 2002 19:21:38 EST > > > > Nine months later... > > > > Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. > > They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. > > After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a > > terrible blizzard. > > > > They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive > > lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. > > "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this > > huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," > > she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let > > you stay in my house." > > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. > > And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." > > The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn > > and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had > > cleared, and they got on their way, enjoying a great weekend > > of skiing. > > > > About nine months later, Jack received a letter from an > > attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he > > finally determined that it was from the attorney of that > > attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. > > He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember > > that good looking widow woman that let us sleep in her barn on > > our ski trip up North?" > > "Yes, I do." > > "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the > > house and pay her a visit?" > > "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. > > "I have to admit that I did." > > "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your > > name?" > > Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid > > I did. Why do you ask?" > > .. >.. >....... >...... >...... >...... >....... >........ > > > > > > "She just died and left me everything." > > (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?) > > _________________________________________________________________ Join the world?s largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com