Message-ID: <31595484.1075860858763.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2002 13:05:47 -0800 (PST) From: kevin.hyatt@enron.com To: lmfoust@aol.com Subject: FW: Fw: r-rated Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Hyatt, Kevin X-To: 'lmfoust@aol.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kevin_Hyatt_Mar2002\Hyatt, Kevin\Deleted Items X-Origin: Hyatt-K X-FileName: khyatt (Non-Privileged).pst > > >Seven bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality >based on >what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred >on almost all counts. > >The results: > >Drink: Beer >Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. >Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. > >Drink: Blender Drinks >Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. >Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. > >Drink: Mixed Drinks >Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky >taste; >knows exactly what she wants. >Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, >she'll >send YOU a drink. > >Drink: Wine - (does not include White Zinfandel, see below) >Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. >Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings >with >friends. > >Drink: White Zinfandel >Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually >has no >clue. >Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should be an >easy >target. > >Drink: Shots >Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get >totally >drunk...... and naked. >Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this >evening. > Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad. > > >Then there is the MALE addendum. The deal with guys is, as always, very >simple and clear cut: > >Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. >Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. >Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated >image to help him get laid. >Whiskey: He doesn't give a hoot about anything but getting laid. >Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. >White Zinfandel: He's gay. > > > > > > > > > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- >Do You Yahoo!? >Send your FREE holiday greetings online at Yahoo! Greetings. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com _____ Get more from the Web. FREE MSN Explorer download :