Message-ID: <838005.1075860871750.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2001 13:34:03 -0800 (PST) From: kevin.hyatt@enron.com To: lmfoust@aol.com Subject: FW: Friends LOL Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Hyatt, Kevin X-To: 'lmfoust@aol.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kevin_Hyatt_Mar2002\Hyatt, Kevin\Sent Items X-Origin: Hyatt-K X-FileName: khyatt (Non-Privileged).pst >>Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems >>that always sound good but never actually come >>close to reality? >>Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks >>to true friendship! >>Friend, >>When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you >>plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you >>sad. >>When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is >>choking you. >>When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. >>When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every >>chance I get. >>When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible >>stories about how much worse it could be and to quit >>whining. >>When you are confused, ...I will use little words to >>explain. >>When you are sick, ...stay the hell away from me >>until you're well again I don't want whatever you >>have. >>When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your >>clumsy ass. >>This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may >>ask? Because you're my friend! >>Send this poem to ten of your closest friends and get >>depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, >>and one of them is not speaking to you right now >>anyway. >>Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good >>friend will help you move a body >> > > >_________________________________________________________________ >Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp