Message-ID: <2814508.1075863615113.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 25 May 1999 03:42:00 -0700 (PDT) From: dan.hyvl@enron.com To: karen_clapper@enron.com Subject: FW: (no subject) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Dan J Hyvl X-To: "Karen Clapper" X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Dan_Hyvl_Dec2000_June2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: HYVL-D X-FileName: dhyvl.nsf > >> >> The Perfect Woman >> >> Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect >> courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life >> together was, of course, perfect. >> >> One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their >> perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, >> when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the >> perfect couple, they stopped to help. >> >> There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to >> disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the >> perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. >> >> Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the >> driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and >> Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. >> >> >> Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the >> answer.) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The perfect woman survived. >> She's the only one who really existed in the first place. >> Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus; and, there is no such thing as a >> perfect man! >> >> >> **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke **** >> >> **** Men keep scrolling **** >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must >> have been driving. >> This explains why there was a car accident. >> >> >> >> By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates >> another point: women never listen either. >> >> >> >