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Date: Thu, 29 Mar 2001 02:02:00 -0800 (PST)
From: becky.spencer@enron.com
To: dan.hyvl@enron.com
Subject: Re: Fwd: Fw: Onward Christian Soldiers
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Some I've seen, some not.  These are sooo funny!  It's amazing what a typo 
can do to change the meanings!  





	Dan J Hyvl
	03/29/2001 09:20 AM
		 
		 To: Becky Spencer/HOU/ECT@ECT, Stacy E Dickson/HOU/ECT@ECT
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		 Subject: Fwd: Fw: Onward Christian Soldiers

These are cute.
----- Forwarded by Dan J Hyvl/HOU/ECT on 03/29/2001 09:19 AM -----

	Pat Radford
	03/29/2001 09:10 AM
		 
		 To: Dan J Hyvl/HOU/ECT@ECT, Kaye Ellis/HOU/ECT@ECT, Jenny 
Helton/HOU/ECT@ect, Linda J Noske/HOU/ECT@ECT, aeanabors@aol.com
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		 Subject: Fwd: Fw: Onward Christian Soldiers

> > | Actual announcements placed in church bulletins ....
> >
> > | Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8pm in the
> > | recreation hall.  Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
> > |
> > | Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
> > Calvary
> > | Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the
> > way
> > | from Africa.
> > |
> > | For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
> > nursery
> > | downstairs.
> > |
> > | Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
> > those
> > | things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
> > |
> > | The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a
> > | conflict.
> > |
> > | Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies
> > are
> > | invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
> > |
> > | The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water".  The sermon
> > tonight
> > | "Searching for Jesus."
> > |
> > | Barbara Jones remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
> > | transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes
> > of
> > | Pastor Jack's sermons.
> > |
> > | Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
> > someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much
> > about
> > you.
> > |
> > | Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
> > |
> > | A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
> > Music
> > | will follow.
> > |
> > | At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
> > hell?"
> > | Come early and listen to our choir practice.
> > |
> > | Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
> > several
> > | new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
> > |
> > | The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys
> > sinning
> > | to join the choir.
> > |
> > | Pot luck supper Sunday at 5pm - prayer and medication to follow.
> > |
> > | The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They
> > may be
> > | seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
> > |
> > | This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from
> > the
> > | church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
> > |
> > | The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
> > lend
> > | him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday
> > morning.
> > |
> > | Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use
> > the
> > | backdoor.
> > |
> > | Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church.
> > Please
> > | use the large double doors at the side entrances.
> > |
> > | Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
> > |
> > | The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
> > slogan
> > | last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours".
> > |
>
>