Message-ID: <21222434.1075863429400.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 29 Jun 2001 10:09:14 -0700 (PDT) From: j.kaminski@enron.com To: vkaminski@aol.com Subject: FW: Guide for Hormone Hostages (Thought you might enjoy this) Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Kaminski, Vince J X-To: 'vkaminski@aol.com' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \VKAMINS (Non-Privileged)\Kaminski, Vince J\Sent Items X-Origin: Kaminski-V X-FileName: VKAMINS (Non-Privileged).pst -----Original Message----- From: Crenshaw, Shirley Sent: Friday, June 29, 2001 5:52 PM To: Barbara Taylor (E-mail); Irene Yoars (E-mail); Summers, Kelly; Crenshaw, Kayla; Cunningham, Lance; Jenifer & John McIntyre (E-mail); Kaminski, Vince J; Virginia & Harold Melville (E-mail); Dupont, Anita Subject: Guide for Hormone Hostages (Thought you might enjoy this) The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. ------------ DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ------------- DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! ------------- DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. -------------- DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ---------------- And my personal favorite. . . . . . . DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.