Message-ID: <18526107.1075846354697.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 13 Dec 1999 09:15:00 -0800 (PST) From: tory.bracy@enron.com To: steven.kean@enron.com Subject: obituary Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Tory Bracy X-To: Steven J Kean X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Steven_Kean_Dec2000_1\Notes Folders\Humor X-Origin: KEAN-S X-FileName: skean.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Tory Bracy/Corp/Enron on 12/13/99 05:14 PM --------------------------- "Nyna K. Kent" <NK02@hou-metro.harris.tx.us> on 10/01/99 09:12:33 AM To: Alina Bolua <AB02@hou-metro.harris.tx.us>, Angie Lathan <apayne@galaxycable.com>, "Carla (Home)" <fordc@swbell.net>, "Debbie's Work" <caruthers@studenthousing.com>, Evelyn Cherny <EC01@hou-metro.harris.tx.us>, Irma Arevalo <IA01@hou-metro.harris.tx.us>, Tory Bracy/Corp/Enron@ENRON cc: Subject: obituary > Kathy had just become a widow and needed to put an > obituary in the paper about her late husband, Anthony. > > She called the newspaper and asked, "how much to put an > obituary in the paper?" > > "The cost is $0.50 per word," said the newspaper editor. > > "Fine, please print "Bubba died." > > The startled newspaper editor explained that there was a > 7 word minimum charge. > > Kathy thought for a moment, then said, "Okay, then, please > print 'Bubba died. 1983 pickup truck for sale.'" >