Message-ID: <2623245.1075858081110.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 04:07:00 -0700 (PDT) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: jay.reitmeyer@enron.com, tori.kuykendall@enron.com, kenneth.shulklapper@enron.com, mike.grigsby@enron.com, phillip.allen@enron.com, steven.south@enron.com, frank.ermis@enron.com, jane.tholt@enron.com, bryan.hull@enron.com, timothy.blanchard@enron.com, val.generes@ac.com, debbielatham@realtor.com, pulhamus@aol.com, hfl@fp.edu, tlenhart@coreatly.com, chad.landry@enron.com Subject: Fwd: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See! Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matthew Lenhart X-To: Jay Reitmeyer, Tori Kuykendall, Kenneth Shulklapper, Mike Grigsby, Phillip K Allen, Steven P South, Frank Ermis, Jane M Tholt, Bryan Hull, Timothy Blanchard, val.generes@ac.com, debbielatham@realtor.com, pulhamus@aol.com, hfl@fp.edu, tlenhart@coreatly.com, Chad Landry X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Matthew_Lenhart_Jun2001\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Lenhart-M X-FileName: mlenhar.nsf check out the one about "dad's new wife.." ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 06/16/2000 11:04 AM --------------------------- Brian Hoskins 06/16/2000 09:51 AM To: Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT@ECT, Timothy Blanchard/HOU/EES@EES cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See! ---------------------- Forwarded by Brian Hoskins/HOU/ECT on 06/16/2000 10:51 AM --------------------------- "Brian Hoskins" on 06/16/2000 10:37:01 AM To: abamontb@slu.edu, alicia_sallee@hotmail.com, allie_easton@yahoo.com, amknoten@hotmail.com, b2marina@aol.com, mballases@hotmail.com, bpjackson@mediaone.net, lechafin312@hotmail.com, chrish@fogartyklein.com, walker.c.cunningham@vanderbilt.edu, danielles@jonesgranger.com, ebass@enron.com, eljinsha@yahoo.com, zone@aristotle.net, hcampos@enron.com, hoganlee@hotmail.com, bhuels01@bellarmine.edu, jzook@wfubmc.edu, jhoskins@seidlercos.com, jburke@princeton.edu, jaholzer@bellsouth.net, kselinger@houston.geoquest.slb.com, krisy_p@hotmail.com, l-walsh@nwu.edu, lfjohn0@hotmail.com, leninej@hotmail.com, ecarraro@hotmail.com, stephen.kempf@nortonhealthcare.org, christopherlui@hotmail.com, maeve.hughes@mwk.com, brian.hoskins@enron.com, mpotter@houston.geoquest.slb.com, mpstan0@pop.uky.edu, caroline.j.nagel@vanderbilt.edu, texas_delight@hotmail.com, stupor@home.com, credders@beerscc.com, roberto.martinez@enron.com, robin.moore@batesville.com, roman14@hotmail.com, rooneya@epenergy.com, dsstew01@gwise.louisville.edu, sailer100@hotmail.com, warreng76@hotmail.com, mylawyer@go.com, kfwill01@gwise.louisville.edu cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See! >From: Katrina Schott >To: Alison Abernathy , Lisa Cawley >, Brian Hoskins , Ellen >Seabolt , Judy Stricklin > >Subject: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See! >Date: 15 Jun 00 17:44:04 EDT >MIME-Version: 1.0 >Received: from [204.68.24.62] by hotmail.com (3.2) with ESMTP id >MHotMailBB1298FB002BD820F3ADCC44183EA0650; Thu Jun 15 14:43:32 2000 >Received: (qmail 17949 invoked by uid 60001); 15 Jun 2000 21:44:04 -0000 >Received: from 204.68.24.62 by aw162 for [139.76.64.4] via >web-mailer(34PS1.1.04) on Thu Jun 15 21:44:04 GMT 2000 >From katschott@usa.net Thu Jun 15 14:47:38 2000 >Message-ID: <20000615214404.17948.qmail@aw162.netaddress.usa.net> >X-Mailer: USANET web-mailer (34PS1.1.04) > >Speaking of books....I found this gem among my "humor archives".... > >John Mclin >05/06/99 08:13 PM GMT > >To: Katrina E. Schott@Andersen Consulting >cc: >Subject: FW: Children's Books You'll NEVER See! > > > > > > > >"You Were an Accident!" > > > > > >"Strangers Have the Best Candy" > > > > > >"The Little Sissy Who Snitched" > > > > > >"Some Kittens Can Fly!" > > > > > >"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" > > > > > >"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" > > > > > >"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" > > > > > >"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of > > >North Amer... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" > > > > > >"All Dogs Go to Hell!" > > > > > >"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" > > > > > >"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say 'God Did It'" > > > > > >"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" > > > > > >"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" > > > > > >"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" > > > > > >"Bi-Curious George" > > > > > >"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" > > > > > >"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" > > > > > >"You Are Different and That's Bad" > > > > > >"Dad's New Wife... Timothy" > > > > > >"Pop! Goes The Hamster (and Other Great Microwave Games)" > > > > > >"Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household > > Pets" > > > > > >"The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad" > > > > > >"The Tickling Babysitter" > > > > > >"Babar Meets the Taxidermist" > > > > > >"Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" > > > > > >"The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables" > > > > > >"Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse" > > > > > >"The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy" > > > > > >"Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will!" > > > > > >"The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead" > > > > > >"How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School" > > > > > >"Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear" > > > > > > >____________________________________________________________________ >Get free email and a permanent address at http://www.amexmail.com/?A=1 ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com