Message-ID: <430438.1075845198860.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 3 May 2001 15:47:00 -0700 (PDT) From: kevin.a.boone@accenture.com To: matthew.lenhart@enron.com, mmmarcantel@equiva.com, bryan.hull@enron.com Subject: funny Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: kevin.a.boone@accenture.com X-To: Matthew.Lenhart , MMMarcantel , Bryan.Hull X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Lenhart, Matthew\Lenhart, Matthew\Deleted Items X-Origin: LENHART-M X-FileName: Lenhart, Matthew.pst If Suzy were married this might be applicable to her last Friday nite . . . > Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk > at a bar > when suddenly Steve throws up all over himself. "Oh, > no. Now Jane will > kill me!" Steve says. > > Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in > your breast > pocket, tell Jane that someone threw up on you and > gave you twenty dollars > for the dry cleaning bill." > > So they stay for another couple of hours and get > even drunker. > > Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane > starts to give him > a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked > all over yourself! My > God, you're disgusting!" > > Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve > says, > "Nowainaminit, > I can e'splain everything! Itsh not what you think. > I only had a > couple drinks. But this other guy got sick on me... > he'd had one too many > and he just couldn't hold his liquor. He said he was > very sorry an' gave > me twenty bucks for the cleaning bill!" > > Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this > is forty bucks." > > "Oh, yeah... I almos' forgot, he shit in my pants, > too." Regards, Kevin A. Boone Accenture--Houston (Octel) 713.837.1638 (Client) 281.848.1619 (C) 713.306.7940 (H) 713.864.4149 Kevin.A.Boone@accenture.com Our web address is http://www.accenture.com