Message-ID: <31648318.1075858125964.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2000 03:09:00 -0700 (PDT) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: mlenhart@ev1.net Subject: Fw: Bad Girl Barbies.... Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matthew Lenhart X-To: mlenhart@ev1.net X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Matthew_Lenhart_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Lenhart-M X-FileName: mlenhar.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 06/13/2000 10:08 AM --------------------------- Shirley Elliott on 06/05/2000 07:55:26 AM To: Chad.Landry@enron.com, jjohnson@daewoous.com, JohnWheeler@PZLQS.com, Matt@TriangleTechnology.com, Terri@ediarchitecture.com, Matthew.Lenhart@enron.com cc: Subject: Fw: Bad Girl Barbies.... > >Subject: Fwd: Bad Girl Barbies.... > >Date: Thu, 01 Jun 2000 09:55:40 PDT > > > > > > > >>When Ruth Handler decided in 1959 to make a durable, plastic fashion doll > >>for > >>her daughter Barbara to play with, she probably had now idea that her > >> > >>creation would one day become a cultural icon. Barbie is, without a > >>doubt, > >>the world's most famous doll, and over the last 40 years, there have been > >>literally hundreds of available versions of this blonde bombshell. From > >>Glitter Beach Barbiec and Shopping Spree Barbiec to Pilgrim Barbiec and > >>Country Bride Blonde Barbiec, you probably thought you'd seen them all. > >>Well, > >>boy, were you wrong! With the new millennium fast approaching, Barbie's > >>here > >>to prove yet again that she's very capable at keeping pace with these > >>ever-changing times. Below are ten brand new Barbie dolls that are > >>currently > >>under development. Download the attached. JPEG file to sneak a peek at > >>what > >>the folks at Mattel Toys have in store for you (BADGIRLBARBIE.JPG). > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>BAYOU BONDAGE BARBIEc > >>Barbie just loves the beach! Unfortunately, Ken took a wrong turn off > >>I-55 > >>near New Orleans, and our copulating couple got lost. Now, Barbie is in a > >>bit > >>of a "bind." Will she free herself in time for Spring Break Shenanigansc, > >>or > >>will she join Ken in an alligator's large intestine? Only you can decide! > >>Inbred Raging' Cajunc not included.) > >> > >> > >> > >>SORORITY SLUT BARBIEc > >>Barbie loves keg parties. And she inherently trusts her boyfriend of 4 > >>months, Kappa Kappa Kenc. Those two facts spell certain social disaster > >>for > >>Sorority Slut Barbiec. She even comes with her very own funnel! Kappa > >>Kappa > >>Voyeur Video Recording Roomc play set sold separately. > >> > >> > >> > >>GOTH BARBIEc > >>She's all the "rave!" Goth Barbie likes lurking around in urban dungeons, > >>inhaling whip-its, and asking complete strangers to pierce her genitalia > >>(although she's not particularly crazy about sunlight or personal > >>hygiene). > >>Glitter Great Sarcophagusc sold separately. > >> > >> > >> > >>EXOTIC DANCE BARBIEc > >>Some girls will do anything for a buck. But not Exotic Dancer Barbie! Her > >>two-minute lap dances cost 20 smackers, and that's without any touching > >>whatsoever! How many dollars will it cost Middle Management Kenc to > >>figure > >>that out? You decide! (Greased Polec included, if you know what I mean.) > >> > >> > >> > >>TRANSGENDER BARBIEc > >>Fortunately, today's Barbie isn't confined by silly and archaic notions > >>such > >>as "gender identity." Introducing Kendrac, the only Barbie able to > >>clearly > >>see beyond stereotypical gender lines. Whether you're in the mood for > >>club-hopping or feel-copping, count Kendrac out (of the closet, that is)! > >> > >> > >> > >>GANGSTA BITCH BARBIEc > >>Gangsta Bitch Barbie doesn't mind if you manufacture crank in her house -- > >>but don't talk to Compton Kenc, or she just might plug a cap in your ass! > >>Extra rounds not included. Drive-by Death Dodgec sold separately. > >> > >> > >> > >>PARANOID BARBIEc > >>Authentic alien abductee, or just another raving lunatic wrapped in > >>aluminum > >>foil? Only you can decide whether Paranoid Barbie is down-to-Earth or > >>out-to-lunch. (Rectal probec included upon request.) > >> > >> > >> > >>BABY GOT BACK BARBIEc > >>Barbie knows that the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin, and with > >>Ken ever eager to bring up the proverbial rear, this Barbie's caboose is > >>certainly loose (not to mention gigantic!). Move over ladies, if you can! > >> > >> > >> > >>FEMI-NAZI BARBIEc > >>Sometimes Barbie just gets sick and tired of Ken's shit. Backed with a > >>little > >>bit of bitterness, a bunch of overweight short-haired friends, and a whole > >>lot of Ken-Kickin' Groin Buster Actionc, Femi-Nazi Barbie is marching > >>toward > >>some gender justice. Watch out, Ken -- it's that time of the month! > >> > >> > >> > >>LACTATING BARBIEc > >>What could be more natural than a mother and her newborn baby? We honestly > >>haven't given it much thought. But we do know that if word of this Barbie > >>leaks out, little squirts will be trickling into stores everywhere! > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- - BADGIRLB.TIF - RFC-822.TXT ---------------------------------- Forwarded ---------------------------------- From: scody@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA Date: 6/2/00 3:21PM -0500 To: Shirley Elliott at DTT.US.HOUSTON *To: TRACITX@AOL.COM at Internet-USA *To: shanda@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: sshaver@musserbunch.com at Internet-USA *To: sbaldwin@lcc.net at Internet-USA *To: Michael_Ecklund@hines.com at Internet-USA *To: mmcmilli@law.harvard.edu at Internet-USA *To: mjmyers@wt.net at Internet-USA *To: matt_devine@standardandpoors.com at Internet-USA *To: mbowles@acosta.com at Internet-USA *To: SABLICA@COMPUSERVE.COM at Internet-USA *To: andersonkr@afsimage.com at Internet-USA *To: GATMAN@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: Katie@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: ashcrof@hs.utc.com at Internet-USA *To: johnstarr@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: Jim Crable at DTT.US.HOUSTON *To: coleman@wt.net at Internet-USA *To: gglas1@AOL.COM at Internet-USA *To: WALDRON50@YAHOO.COM at Internet-USA *To: deven.l.williams@us.arthurandersen.com at Internet-USA *To: sab6211@labs.tamu.edu at Internet-USA *To: brian@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: bhughes@entergy.com at Internet-USA *To: bigal@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA *To: AJOHNSON@acplasticsinc.com at Internet-USA Subject: Fw: Bad Girl Barbies.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -