Message-ID: <6507297.1075858126031.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 14 Jun 2000 01:24:00 -0700 (PDT) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: pulhamus@aol.com Subject: Fw: Good Golf Joke Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Matthew Lenhart X-To: pulhamus@aol.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Matthew_Lenhart_Jun2001\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: Lenhart-M X-FileName: mlenhar.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT on 06/14/2000 08:24 AM --------------------------- Bryan Hull 06/14/2000 06:54 AM To: hullkron@bellsouth.net, Michael Walters/HOU/ECT@ECT, rondaj@hotmail.com, Eric Bass/HOU/ECT@ECT, Matthew Lenhart/HOU/ECT@ECT cc: Subject: Fw: Good Golf Joke > > > > > > >It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my > > > > > > > >pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over > > > > > > > >the clubhouse loudspeaker. > > > > > > > >"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee > > > > > > > >please!!" I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the > > > > > > > >interruption. > > > > > > > > Again the announcement, > > > > > > > >"Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee." I > > > > > > > >simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man > > > > > > > >yelled: "Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, > > > > > > > >PLEASE!" > > > > > > > >I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly > > > > > > > >at the person with the mike and shouted back, "Would the person in the > > > > > > > >clubhouse kindly shut the fuck up and let me play my second shot?" > > > > > > > > > > > > _____ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Happy July 4th !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Please visit our web site. [http://www.dunavant.com] > > > > > > > >********************************************************************** > > > >This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > > > >intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > > > >are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > > > >the sender. > > > >********************************************************************** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > > > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > >