Message-ID: <22954776.1075858133508.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 09:39:00 -0800 (PST) From: ralee@rmi.net To: tedleighty@yahoo.com, pederleifkjeseth@hotmail.com, merlinm@uswest.net, matthew.lenhart@enron.com, jakeistnick@hotmail.com, davidishaw@yahoo.com, danielkbrock@hotmail.com, claude.aldridge@yellowglobal.com, cbtuttle@hotmail.com, brbeggs@hotmail.com, bda76@yahoo.com, jbagby@caprock.com, andy.patton@wcom.com Subject: Fw: What We've Learned From Watching Porn...... 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Message-ID: From: Steve Renz To: salwolf93@yahoo.com, jamesadamic@hotmail.com, johnbucklar@hotmail.com, cdolan17@hotmail.com, Banjoglass@hotmail.com, joegregg@earthlink.net, mjmorty@hotmail.com, lakerob@yahoo.com, MWright4u@aol.com Subject: Fwd: What I've Learned From Watching Porn Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 13:21:05 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----_=_NextPart_003_01C0B711.156EBDC0" ----Original Message Follows---- From: "Brett Beezley" To: ALBOULWARE@YAHOO.COM, matha@kumc.edu, TOBLOOMER@YAHOO.COM, briancboukalik@eaton.com, BRANTPETERSON@HOTMAIL.COM, Aaron_Brinkman@na.dole.com, bej2147@hotmail.com, PDT2139@aol.com, cpete26689@aol.com, alexgfranz@hotmail.com, ajennings2@yahoo.com, jeremiahdavis@teleline.es, JOHNNYWARREN98@YAHOO.COM, mkopes@yahoo.com, kkrehbiel@kumc.edu, NWARREN48@YAHOO.COM, MTAYLOR7@KC.RR.COM, steverenz@hotmail.com, forth23@hotmail.com, lakerob@yahoo.com, mikedrussell@hotmail.com, TRENTMARQUARDT@HOTMAIL.COM, treyprice_2000@yahoo.com, tennistucker@aol.com, ryan.vanhorn@labone.com, rossvogel@birch.net, wyatt_22311@yahoo.com Subject: Fwd: What I've Learned From Watching Porn Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 13:08:16 -0600 >From: "Jacob Reimer" >To: jcoffin@ukans.edu, pmcgiffert@hotmail.com, b_beezley@hotmail.com, >bherrman@eagle.cc.ukans.edu, dardots@aol.com, jgarner77@hotmail.com, >gizz1dmb@hotmail.com, urdaddy15@hotmail.com, bhagman30@hotmail.com, >rhymus@aol.com, mcmahonsean@hotmail.com, snewcs@yahoo.com, >mike_newhouse@hotmail.com, peter.crump@escout.com, kpolian@echelontech.com, >psak19@hotmail.com, chacer@eagle.cc.ukans.edu, rjwoody@eagle.cc.ukans.edu, >franksciara@hotmail.com, johnny@genesishealthclub.com, >tavis.crump@valrad.com, tmcasc1925@aol.com >Subject: Fwd: What I've Learned From Watching Porn >Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 12:52:05 -0600 > > > > >>From: "Robert Fanelli" >>To: mfanelli@twcny.rr.com, jbarryiipoops@hotmail.com, >>gizz1dmb@hotmail.com, roepanimal@hotmail.com, jrjhawk@hotmail.com, >>drc@hotmail.com, jake50k@myvzw.com, billymags@hotmail.com, >>jtv5407@hotmail.com, melissawilbur@hotmail.com, Timmit1971@hotmail.com >>Subject: What I've Learned From Watching Porn >>Date: Tue, 27 Mar 2001 10:06:47 -0500 >> >>What I've Learned From Watching Porn >> >>1.? Women wear high heels to bed. >>2.? Men are never impotent. >>3.? When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. >>4.? If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not >>??? scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. >>5.Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. >>6.? Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. >>7.? Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. >>8.? Women always orgasm when men do. >>9.? A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. >>10. All women are noisy fucks. >>11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo >>??? in the background. >>12. Those tits are real. >>13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his >>??? half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. >>14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. >>15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl >>??? isn't disgusted!) >>16. Double penetration makes women smile. >>17. Asian men don't exist. >>18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the >>??? bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you >>??? if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. >>19. There's a plot. >>20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by >>??? giving her a gentle slap on the butt. >>21. Nurses suck patient's cocks. >>22. Men always pull out. >>23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, >>??? she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of >>??? you. >>24. Women never have headaches... or periods. >>25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to >>??? remind her to "suck it". >>26. Assholes are clean. >>27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all >>??? parties concerned. >>28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's >>??? trousers and find a cock there. >>29. Men don't have to beg. >>30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand >>??? firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other >>??? proudly on his hip >> >> > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com