Message-ID: <24154894.1075845210312.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 29 May 2001 13:20:07 -0700 (PDT) From: matthew.lenhart@enron.com To: ljc76@hotmail.com Subject: RE: Blanchard Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Lenhart, Matthew X-To: '"Lawrence Centola" @ENRON' X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Lenhart, Matthew\Lenhart, Matthew\Sent Items X-Origin: LENHART-M X-FileName: Lenhart, Matthew.pst who sings that song "harley davidson of a bitch"? i think you said it was elo or something. -----Original Message----- From: "Lawrence Centola" @ENRON [mailto:IMCEANOTES-+22Lawrence+20Centola+22+20+3Cljc76+40hotmail+2Ecom+3E+40ENRON@ENRON.com] Sent: Thursday, May 24, 2001 8:26 PM To: Lenhart, Matthew Subject: RE: Blanchard Thanks for asking. Face is fine now. Graduated today and nobody really noticed. Did have to use a little make up though. >From: "Lenhart, Matthew" >To: "Lawrence Centola " >Subject: RE: Blanchard >Date: Wed, 23 May 2001 15:18:38 -0500 > >how is your face doing? is the swelling going down? > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Lawrence Centola [mailto:ljc76@hotmail.com] > > Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2001 12:07 AM > > To: sdarrah; maziarz; socalcinephile; bcambr; chad.landry; > > matthew.lenhart; MMMarcantel; nicholas.danna; RCasey; > > timothy.blanchard; tdietz; val.generes; dural54 > > Subject: Re: Blanchard > > > > > > As we all know, Blanchard was a GDI his first semester at LSU. While > > living in Power dorm, Blanchard once overheard one of the Pi PHi for > > boys that he was hanging out with say "Hey, Dude, Sorority girls are > > hot!" Blanchard, being from Paincourteville and not being what we > > would call a 'master' of the English language, though that this > > 'fresh' Pi Phi meant "All greek girls are good in bed." So what did > > Blanchard do. He went out and found the first GREEK girl he could, > > and he started dating her. After many pleasant years, (some of which > > I will not mention for Tim's sake, and mine) Tim and his Greek > > Goddess are engaged. Yes, that's right. Tim took Lenhart's advice > > (because we all know that Lenhart is the authority on relationships > > with the opposite sex; I mean, who wouldn't take his advice) and Tim > > decided to start his life sentence with a lovely girl who has bunch of > > friends who all give it up like it was going out o! f style. > > > > Tim's wedding is on THE DAY OF THE MISSISSIPPI STATE GAME. For those > > of you who are not Tiger fans (which seems to be most of you these > > days), that is Oct. 20th. I know, it is an away game, which is better > > than having a wedding on a home game. But some of us who are fans > > like to go to the out of town games. True story, here. I went to a > > wedding with Louise and her mother on Friday night. You have not > > lived until you take two dates to a wedding, one of whom is engaged to > > your good friend and the other whom cannot speak the language. > > Anyway, after the wedding that we attended, Louise's mom asked me if I > > would prefer Tim's wedding ceremony be in either half English and half > > Greek, or all in Greek. I responded "I do not care. I will be > > listening to the LSU game on my headphones anyway." I know what some > > of you are saying, it is only one game. Yes, and I am sure that was > > the only weekend they could hav! e it since so many of us from New > > Orleans have been to a wedding at the Greek Cultural Center, because > > all of us from New Orleans have been to numerous weddings / goat > > roasts there. Anyway, it is a done deal, and we are all happy for the > > couple. > > > > The real point of this e-mail is to organize Tim's bachelor party. We > > have it planned for the weekend of September 22 (what a novel idea!!! > > Plan a wedding event on a weekend where there is neither an LSU event, > > nor Jazz Fest!!!) We are planning to go to Vegas. As per our current > > plans, we would leave on that Thursday (the 20th, I think) and return > > on Sunday. 'Paw Paw' Blanchard heard that in September, his game of > > choice really starts hitting, that of course would be the nickel > > slots. 'Paw Paw' already has his Panama Jack hat, his "Geaux > > Dinar-deaux" T-shirt, his jams, and his black socks with brown leather > > sandals packed and ready. His fanny pack is stuffed with Twinkies and > > silver dimes. He is really fired up about the $1.99 shrimp cocktail > > (early bird special, of course.) > > The plans are to get there Thursday night (Nicky, get more drink > > tickets.) Thursday night we can get settled, possibly gamble a bit. > > On Friday, maybe play golf (although I will probably be too drunk / > > hung over / missing for an early tee time.) On Friday night, we can > > go "clubbin'", as I am sure The Tricky Texas Trio (Lenhart, Landry, > > and Mitch) will want to do. On Saturday, Tim wants to wake up early, > > get the sports section of the Advocate, drink coffee, and bitch about > > the Tigers. Instead, we are going to watch and bet on College > > Football all day. > > Saturday night, Tim wants to go see Sigfried and Roy. However, we are > > not doing that. If he wants to see gay men play with caged tigers, he > > can find out the next time Nesbitt tries out for the LSU cheerleading > > team. Instead, either SaturDay or Friday night, myself and a select > > group (yet to be determined, but including Lenhart if he is not doing > > his best Ricky Martin impression at Club C2K) will go on a recon > > mission to the Deja Vu. Therefore, on Saturday night, we will have > > entertainment in the room that some of us have seen before, and who > > know what is expected of them (that way Lenhart will not make the > > entertainment cry when he asks them to fuck his Elway blow-up doll). > > Remember Tim. If you use a strap on, it is not considered cheating. > > I am a future lawyer. I should know. > > This weekend is September 22. There is no excuse for you to come up > > with when you have this much notice. Out of money? Bullshit. Save > > up until then. Have to work? Bullshit. Take a vacation day. > > Actually, September will be the first month that I will be gainfully > > employed. But, I know that my boss, the Honorable G.Thomas Porteous, > > will let me off for one day if debauchery will be had, although I may > > have to put a few hundreds on black for him periodically throughout > > the weekend. > > For those of you who will be recently married, I already have an > > excuse for you. "Honey, Tim came to all OUR wedding functions. The > > least I can do is return the favor." > > For those of you that will be married shortly after Tim, I also have > > an excuse. "Baby / Schmoopy / I wish your tits were as big as Mindy/, > > if want other people to come to our wedding functions, then I have to > > attend theirs." For all of you single guys, no excuse. > > Please respond to this e-mail at your earliest convenience, or I will > > see ya'll this weekend. All plans are subject to change. (Chad, if > > you want to send an e-mail to only me, hit 'Reply to sender.' If you > > hit 'Reply to all'. it sends the message to all of the RECEPIENTS of > > the original message. I know that you said Law School was such a > > stupid idea compared to Business School, but I think you could learn > > from some of our lessons, such as it is better to remain silent and be > > thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.) > > > > Hope this e-mail finds you doing well. > > > > Signed, > > Granola, Blarry, your Daddy, Mushroom head, Captain Nic, King, Smokey, > > charming drunk, your heighness, the one who never looses his emotions > > when he drinks, SG Nerd, Governor, lawyer, or anything else you want > > to call me. > > > > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com << > > File: ~~DLNK0.URL >> > > ><< winmail.dat >> Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com << File: http://explorer.msn.com >>