Message-ID: <14940373.1075855003491.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 05:30:26 -0700 (PDT) From: lokay@bigfoot.com To: michelle.lokay@enron.com Subject: Quickie Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Jim Lokay" @ENRON X-To: Lokay, Michelle X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MLOKAY (Non-Privileged)\Personal X-Origin: Lokay-M X-FileName: MLOKAY (Non-Privileged).pst One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude . . . you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for a month yet!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche."