Message-ID: <20841.1075858971873.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 9 Oct 2001 05:55:57 -0700 (PDT) From: christi.culwell@enron.com To: teb.lokey@enron.com Subject: FW: Pharmacist Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Culwell, Christi X-To: Lokey, Teb X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \TLOKEY (Non-Privileged)\Inbox X-Origin: Lokey-T X-FileName: TLOKEY (Non-Privileged).pst > > A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male > pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the > pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so > there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was > something which she could help the gentleman with. > > The man said that it was something that he would be much > more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female > pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it > was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat > him with the highest level of professionalism. > > The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me > to discuss, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of > problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me > for it?" > > The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my > sister." > > When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length > and the absolute best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store, a > company car, and $3000 a month living expenses." > > > >