Message-ID: <7563523.1075858976406.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2001 07:27:35 -0800 (PST) From: david.rosenberg@enron.com To: denis.tu@enron.com, maggie.schroeder@enron.com, john.keiser@enron.com, teb.lokey@enron.com Subject: Great ones Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Rosenberg, David X-To: Tu, Denis , Schroeder, Maggie , Keiser, John , Lokey, Teb X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \TLOKEY (Non-Privileged)\Misc. X-Origin: Lokey-T X-FileName: TLOKEY (Non-Privileged).pst ---------------------- Forwarded by David Rosenberg/FGT/Enron on 02/14/2001 09:29 AM --------------------------- Linda Harris 02/14/2001 09:21 AM Sent by: Linda Harris To: David Rosenberg/FGT/Enron@ENRON cc: Subject: Great ones David, only sending to you...because you'll "get" them. Linda <:) Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. He was also a spiritual leader of the Hindu variety and as such was required to eat certain mystic spices believed to contain spiritual powers. With his odd diet, he suffered from chronic bad breath. This made him what: A super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.. A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named Amahl. The other went to a family in Spain; they named him Juan. Years later,Juan sent a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amahl. Her husband responded, "But they are twins......if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amahl." A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said,"I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? ..........He wanted to transcend dental medication.. A three-legged dog walked into a saloon in the Old West. He slid up to the bar and announced, ........"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."