Message-ID: <15292511.1075858246358.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2000 03:54:00 -0700 (PDT) From: phillip.love@enron.com To: jimmy.simien@enron.com, kevin.bosse@enron.com, shane.dobbs@fctg.com, cntrybr279@cs.com, keithcorbo@aol.com, james.love@msl.redstone.army.mil, rachel.m.bonilla@ac.com, kathy_nuernberg@yahoo.com, gbsonnta@utmb.edu, jmjaked@mindspring.com, mjillard@beaconelectric.com, tarm27@texas.net, wax@ghg.net, dlove8847@aol.com, alove770@cs.com Subject: FW: Debate Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Phillip M Love X-To: Jimmy Simien, Kevin Bosse, Shane.Dobbs@fctg.com @ ENRON, cntrybr279@cs.com, KeithCorbo@aol.com @ ENRON, "James Love" , rachel.m.bonilla@ac.com, Kathy Nuernberg @ ENRON, "Sonntag, Gregory B." , "Jason Dobbs" @ ENRON, Mike Jillard , "tarek morshed" @ ENRON, "Scott Wachsler" @ ENRON, dlove8847@aol.com, alove770@cs.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Phillip_Love_Dec2000\Notes Folders\'sent mail X-Origin: Love-P X-FileName: plove.nsf Pretty humorous. PL ---------------------- Forwarded by Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT on 10/19/2000 10:45 AM --------------------------- From: Jennifer Bagwell @ ENRON 10/19/2000 10:46 AM To: Jackson Logan/HOU/ECT@ECT, Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT@ECT, Anne Bike/Corp/Enron@Enron cc: Subject: FW: Debate ---------------------- Forwarded by Jennifer Bagwell/NA/Enron on 10/19/2000 10:43 AM --------------------------- lovelace.mc@pg.com on 10/19/2000 06:43:03 AM To: atlastgirl@aol.com, ann koonce , barnes.al@pg.com, brian comer , cindy sells , earl lovelace , goodman.lj@pg.com, jhull , jeffers.me@pg.com, jennifer.bagwell@enron.com, ksummersbean@yahoo.com, kristen.poploskie@appl.ge.com, pankratz.v@pg.com, phillips.sl.2@pg.com, smith.mc.1@pg.com, merrill.la@pg.com cc: Subject: FW: Debate ---------------------- Forwarded by Marie Lovelace-MC/PGI on 10/19/2000 07:39 AM --------------------------- Internet Mail Message Received from host: smtp102.urscorp.com [38.202.96.105] From: Heather_Laughlin@URSCorp.com on 10/18/2000 03:31 PM To: Sharon_Lauffer-Aho@URSCorp.com, Brook_Bertig@URSCorp.com, amanda.black@URSCorp.com, DGBrent@aol.com, Debi@lexinvest.com, Sokhan@aol.com, Marie Lovelace-MC/PGI, Tracy_Moore@URSCorp.com, AprilMoschella@aol.com, Dawn@computrainsc.com, srobertson@BJGLAW.com, lisa.shelton@jacobs.com cc: Subject: FW: Debate Just try to read this without laughing! If you've watched any of the debates, you'll love this - regardless of which loser you're voting for. Heather Laughlin Environmental Engineer URS Corporation 2020 Ardmore Boulevard Room 205 Pittsburgh, PA 15221 (412) 351-2044, ext. 213 (412) 351-2203 - fax -----Original Message----- From: Kristin Dougherty [mailto:KDougherty@collectamerica.com] Sent: Wednesday, October 18, 2000 1:17 PM Subject: FW: Debate Second Presidential Debate Transcript > >Jim Lehrer: Welcome to the second presidential debate between Vice >President Al Gore and Gov. George W. Bush. The candidates have agreed on >these rules: >I will ask a question. The candidate will ignore the question and deliver >rehearsed remarks designed to appeal to undecided women voters. The opponent >will then have one minute to respond by trying to frighten senior citizens >into voting for him. When a speaker's time has expired, I will whimper >softly while he continues to spew incomprehensible statistics for three >more minutes. > >Let's start with the vice president. Mr. Gore, can you give us the name of a >downtrodden citizen and then tell us his or her story in a way that >strains the bounds of common sense? >Gore: As I was saying to Tipper last night after we tenderly made love >the way we have so often during the 30 years of our rock-solid marriage, the >downtrodden have a clear choice in this election. My opponent wants to >cut taxes for the richest 1 percent of Americans. I, on the other hand, >want >to put the richest 1 percent in an iron clad lockbox so they can't hurt old >people like Roberta Frampinhamper, who is here tonight. Mrs. >Frampinhamper has been selling her internal organs, one by one, to pay for >gas so that >she can travel to these debates and personify problems for me. Also, >herpoodle >has arthritis. > >Lehrer: Gov. Bush, your rebuttal. > >Bush: Governors are on the front lines every day, hugging people, crying >with them, relieving suffering anywhere a photo opportunity exists. I >want to empower those crying people to make their own decisions, unlike my >opponent, whose mother is not Barbara Bush. > >Lehrer: Let's turn to foreign affairs. Gov. Bush, if Slobodan Milosevic >were to launch a bid to return to power in Yugoslavia, would you be able to >pronounce his name? > >Bush: The current administration had eight years to deal with that guy >and didn't get it done. If I'm elected, the first thing I would do about >that >guy is have Dick Cheney confer with our allies. And then Dick would >present me several options for dealing with that guy. And then Dick would >tell me >which one to choose. You know, as governor of Texas, I have to make tough >foreign policy decisions every day about how we're going to deal with New >Mexico. > >Lehrer: Mr. Gore, your rebuttal. > >Gore: Foreign policy is something I've always been keenly interested in. >I served my country in Vietnam. I had an uncle who was a victim of poison >gas in World War I. I myself lost a leg in the Franco-Prussian War. And >when that war was over, I came home and tenderly made love to Tipper in a >way >that any undecided woman voter would find romantic. If I'm entrusted with >the office of president, I pledge to deal knowledgeably with any threat, >foreign or domestic, by putting it in an iron clad lockbox. Because the >American people deserve a president who can comfort them with simple >metaphors. > >Lehrer: Vice President Gore, how would you reform the Social Security >system? > >Gore: It's a vital issue, Jim. That's why Joe Lieberman and I have >proposed changing the laws of mathematics to allow us to give $50,000 to >every >senior citizen without having it cost the federal treasury a single penny >until >the year 2250. In addition, my budget commits $60 trillion over the next 10 >years to guarantee that all senior citizens can have drugs delivered free >to their homes every Monday by a federal employee who will also help them >with the child-proof cap. > >Lehrer: Gov. Bush? > >Bush: That's fuzzy math. I know, because as governor of Texas, I have to >do math every day. I have to add up the numbers and decide whether I'm going >to fill potholes out on Rt. 36 east of Abilene or commit funds to reroof the >sheep barn at the Texas state fairgrounds. > >Lehrer: It's time for closing statements. > >Gore: I'm my own man. I may not be the most exciting politician, but I >will fight for the working families of America, in addition to turning the >White House into a lusty pit of marital love for Tipper and me. >Bush: It's time to put aside the partisanship of the past by electing no >onebut Republicans. > >Lehrer: Good night.