Message-ID: <4748027.1075858221061.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 27 Oct 2000 01:05:00 -0700 (PDT) From: phillip.love@enron.com To: jackson.logan@enron.com, victor.guggenheim@enron.com, kam.keiser@enron.com, b.palmer@enron.com, darron.giron@enron.com, dawn.kenne@enron.com, james.love@msl.redstone.army.mil, rachel.m.bonilla@ac.com, kathy_nuernberg@yahoo.com, gbsonnta@utmb.edu, todagost@utmb.edu, mjillard@beaconelectric.com, tarm27@texas.net, wax@ghg.net, rahmaan.mwongozi@enron.com, jason.wolfe@enron.com Subject: Fwd: FW: the chicken Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Phillip M Love X-To: Jackson Logan, Victor Guggenheim, Kam Keiser, B Scott Palmer, Darron C Giron, Dawn C Kenne, "James Love" , rachel.m.bonilla@ac.com, Kathy Nuernberg @ ENRON, "Sonntag, Gregory B." , "D'Agostina, Toni" , Mike Jillard , "tarek morshed" @ ENRON, "Scott Wachsler" @ ENRON, Rahmaan Mwongozi, Jason Wolfe X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Phillip_Love_Dec2000\Notes Folders\All documents X-Origin: Love-P X-FileName: plove.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Phillip M Love/HOU/ECT on 10/27/2000 07:54 AM --------------------------- Plove570@cs.com on 10/26/2000 08:42:07 PM To: plove@enron.com cc: Subject: Fwd: FW: the chicken Return-Path: Received: from rly-za03.mx.aol.com (rly-za03.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.99]) by air-za05.mail.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Mon, 23 Oct 2000 09:12:58 -0400 Received: from b25tr.cl.uh.edu (b25tr.cl.uh.edu [129.7.166.5]) by rly-za03.mx.aol.com (v76_r1.19) with ESMTP; Mon, 23 Oct 2000 09:12:47 -0400 Received: by B25TR.CL.UH.EDU with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) id <40K6SKKB>; Mon, 23 Oct 2000 08:14:27 -0500 Message-ID: <02903EC33ADAD211A9CD00A0C98455E7036B8AF4@B25TR.CL.UH.EDU> From: "Love, Dianne" To: "'plove570@cs.com'" Subject: FW: the chicken Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2000 08:14:19 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2650.21) Content-Type: text/plain > -----Original Message----- > From: BRoss17930@aol.com [SMTP:BRoss17930@aol.com] > Sent: Saturday, October 21, 2000 10:40 AM > To: SDacso@jenkens.com; Love, Dianne; jtiller@frontiernet.net > Subject: the chicken > > Why did the chicken cross the road? > > VICE PRESIDENT GORE > I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right > now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will > fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. > > GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH > I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say > give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government > needs to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the > road. > > SENATOR LIEBERMAN > I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in > their own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no > chicken should be denied the right to cross the road in their own > way. > > SECRETARY CHENEY > Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if > they wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't > need help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing > the road myself. > > RALPH NADER > Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil > tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays > tiremakers to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens > into believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the > roads, up with chickens. > > PAT BUCHANAN > To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. > > DR. SEUSS > Did the chicken cross the road? > Did he cross it with a toad? > Yes! The chicken crossed the road, > but why it crossed, I've not been told! > > ERNEST HEMINGWAY > To die. In the rain. > > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross without > having their motives called into question. > > GRANDPA > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone > told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough > for us. > > ARISTOTLE > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. > > KARL MARX > It was a historical inevitability. > > SADDAM HUSSEIN > This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified > in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. > > RONALD REAGAN > What chicken? > > CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK > To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. > > FOX MULDER > You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens > have to cross before you believe it? > > FREUD > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the > road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. > > BILL GATES > I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, > but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your > checkbook -and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. > > EINSTEIN > Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath > the chicken? > > BILL CLINTON > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by > "chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please? > > GEORGE BUSH > I don't think I should have to answer that question. > > LOUIS FARRAKHAN > The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed > the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. > > THE BIBLE > And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, > "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and > there was much rejoicing. > > COLONEL SANDERS > I missed one?