Message-ID: <10293758.1075841071345.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 07:04:29 -0800 (PST) From: darren.espey@enron.com To: james.hungerford@enron.com, m..love@enron.com, dan.thibaut@enron.com, l..schrab@enron.com, kirk.lenart@enron.com, kevin.brady@enron.com, ashley.worthing@enron.com, kulvinder.fowler@enron.com Subject: FW: Fw: Fw: Fw: Very Fine Idea Cc: etaylor@giveblood.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Bcc: etaylor@giveblood.org X-From: Espey, Darren X-To: 'jroyed@ev1.net', Clause, Kristen , Hungerford, James , Love, Phillip M. , Thibaut, Dan , Schrab, Mark L. , Lenart, Kirk , Brady, Kevin , Worthing, Ashley , Fowler, Kulvinder X-cc: 'etaylor@giveblood.org' X-bcc: X-Folder: \ExMerge - Love, Phillip M.\Deleted Items X-Origin: LOVE-P X-FileName: phillip love 6-25-02.PST > > Ever wondered what it would be >like if Dear Abby were a man? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Life could be >so much simpler (for everyone)! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Mr. >Abby: > > > > > > > Q: My husband >wants a threesome with my best friend and me. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: Obviously >your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing > > > > > that there > > > > > is > > > > > > > only one of >you he can only settle for the next best thing -- > > > > > your best > > > > > > > friend. Far >from being an issue, this can bring you closer > > > > > together. > > > > > Why > > > > > > > not get some >of your old college roommates involved too? If you > > > > > are > > > > > still > > > > > > > apprehensive, >maybe you should let him be with your friends > > > > > without > > > > > you. > > > > > > If > > > > > > > > > > > > > > you're still >not sure then just perform oral sex on him and > > > > > cook him a > > > > > > nice > > > > > > > meal while >you think about it. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Mr. >Abby: > > > > > > > Q: My husband >continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: Do it. >Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow > > > > > to your > > > > > > > skin. >Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you >to > > > > > perform > > > > > oral > > > > > > > sex on him is >totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The > > > > > best > > > > > thing > > > > > > to > > > > > > > do is to >thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him > > > > > a nice > > > > > > meal. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Mr. >Abby: > > > > > > > Q: My husband >has too many nights out with the boys. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: This is >perfectly natural behavior and it should be > > > > > encouraged. The > > > > > > man > > > > > > > is a hunter >and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. > > > > > A night > > > > > out > > > > > > > chasing young >single girls is a great stress relief and can > > > > > foster a > > > > > more > > > > > > > peaceful and >relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle > > > > > your > > > > > > relationship > > > > > > > > > > > > > > better than >the man being away for a day or two (it's a great > > > > > time to > > > > > > clean > > > > > > > the house >too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when > > > > > he > > > > > returns > > > > > > > to his stable >home. The best thing to do when he gets home is > > > > > for you > > > > > and > > > > > > > your best >friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a > > > > > nice > > > > > meal. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Mr. >Abby: > > > > > > > Q: My husband >doesn't know where my clitoris is. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: Your >clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must > > > > > > mess > > > > > with > > > > > > it, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > do it in your >own time or ask your best friend to help. You > > > > > may wish > > > > > to > > > > > > > videotape >yourself while doing this, and present it to your > > > > > husband as > > > > > a > > > > > > > birthday >gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on > > > > > him and > > > > > > cook > > > > > > > > > > > > > > him a >delicious meal. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Mr. >Abby: > > > > > > > Q: My husband >is uninterested in foreplay. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: You are a >bad person for bringing it up and should seek > > > > > sensitivity > > > > > > > training. >Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time > > > > > consuming. Sex > > > > > > > should be >available to your husband on demand with no pesky > > > > > requests > > > > > for > > > > > > > foreplay. >What this means is that you do not love your man as > > > > > much as > > > > > you > > > > > > > should -- he >should never have to work to get you in the mood. > > > > > Stop > > > > > being > > > > > > so > > > > > > > > > > > > > > selfish! >Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral > > > > > sex on > > > > > him > > > > > > > and cook him >a nice meal. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Mr. >Abby: > > > > > > > Q: My husband >always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to > > > > > sleep > > > > > never > > > > > > > giving me >one. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A: I'm not >sure I understand the problem. 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