Message-ID: <22326678.1075855082041.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 29 Oct 2001 09:19:55 -0800 (PST) From: jmjaked@mindspring.com To: plove@enron.com, leemobley@excite.com, jimwood_mail@yahoo.com, gwave85@hotmail.com, chancewood@hotmail.com, shane.dobbs@fctg.com Subject: Fw: Fw: What a man needs Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: "Jason Dobbs" @ENRON X-To: phil love , lee mobley , jim wood , chris chambless , chance wood , boo boo dobbs X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \PLOVE (Non-Privileged)\Deleted Items X-Origin: Love-P X-FileName: PLOVE (Non-Privileged).pst ----- Original Message ----- From: Jamey Estes To: DONNA BEHYMER Cc: RAY RAY ; BILL SAGER ; DAVID STRAWN ; JOYCE WATKINS ; JASON DOBBS ; Donna ; BLAIN GILLIAM ; M. HALLMARK ; Ginger Hunsinger ; HEATHER KELLEY ; BRANDY LORENZ ; MARK ; MICHAEL MOBLEY ; Cindi Nuciforo Sent: Monday, October 29, 2001 10:53 AM Subject: Fwd: Fw: What a man needs > > Note: forwarded message attached. > > > __________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. > http://personals.yahoo.com X-Apparently-To: jameyestes@yahoo.com via web12803.mail.yahoo.com; 26 Oct 2001 14:39:39 -0700 (PDT) Return-Path: X-Track: 1: 40 Received: from neptune.sonet.net (EHLO neptune2.sonet.net) (207.230.88.9) by mta513.mail.yahoo.com with SMTP; 26 Oct 2001 14:39:37 -0700 (PDT) Received: from computer (halnet1-14.sonet.net [63.170.211.14]) by neptune2.sonet.net (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id QAA08096; Fri, 26 Oct 2001 16:43:52 -0500 From: "Linda" To: "Tami \(work\)" Cc: "Rick" , "Tex Johnson" , "Jamey Estes" , "Terry \(T.O.\) Oliver" , "Jerry Cummings" , "Pat" Subject: Fw: What a man needs Date: Fri, 26 Oct 2001 16:33:46 -0500 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0054_01C15E3B.FB9F7F60" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4133.2400 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4133.2400 Content-Length: 5459 Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2001 11:12 PM Subject: What a man needs > > What a Man Needs: > > > > One day this guy, who has been stranded on a desert > > island all alone for ten years, sees an unusual speck > > on the horizon. > > > > "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. > > As the speck gets closer and closer. He begins to > > rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even > > a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes this > > drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit > > and scuba gear. > > > > She approaches the stunned guy and says to him, "Tell > > me, how long has it been since you've had a > > cigarette?" > > > > "Ten years," replies the stunned man. With that, she > > reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her > > left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. > > He takes one, lights it and takes a long drag and > > say, "Man oh man!!" Is that ever good!" > > > > " And how long has it been since you've had a sip of > > bourbon?" she asks him, trembling, the castaway > > replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her > > waterproof pocket on her right sleeve pulls out a > > flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes > > a long swig and says, "Wow, that's absolutely > > fantastic!!" > > > > At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long > > zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, > > looks at him seductively and asks, " And how long > > has it been since you've played around?" > > > > With tears in his eyes the guy falls to his knees and > > says, "Oh sweet Jesus! Don't tell me you've got > > golf clubs in there too!!!". --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com ). Version: 6.0.286 / Virus Database: 152 - Release Date: 10/9/01