Message-ID: <16307338.1075862128137.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 08:57:35 -0800 (PST) From: t..lucci@enron.com To: kltaylor@duke-energy.com Subject: FW: Sample Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Lucci, Paul T. X-To: Karen L. Taylor (E-mail) X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \PLUCCI (Non-Privileged)\Lucci, Paul T.\Sent Items X-Origin: Lucci-P X-FileName: PLUCCI (Non-Privileged).pst Here's one that's clean! - ----Original Message----- > >Subject: The Sample > > > > > >An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get > > > >a checkup and the doctor determined a semen > > > >sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar > > > >and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a > > > >semen sample tomorrow. " > > > >The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the > > > >doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as > > > >clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor > > > >asked what happened and the man explained "Well, > > > >doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, > > > >but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still > > > >nothing. > > > >Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her > > > >right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried > > > >with her > > > >mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth > > > >out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the > > > >lady > > > >next door and she tried too, first with both hands, > > > >then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between > > > >her knees, but still nothing." > > > >The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" > > > >The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried > > > >we still couldn't get that jar open!" > > > > > >Subject: The Sample > > > > > >An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get > > > >a checkup and the doctor determined a semen > > > >sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar > > > >and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a > > > >semen sample tomorrow. " > > > >The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the > > > >doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as > > > >clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor > > > >asked what happened and the man explained "Well, > > > >doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, > > > >but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still > > > >nothing. > > > >Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her > > > >right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried > > > >with her > > > >mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth > > > >out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the > > > >lady > > > >next door and she tried too, first with both hands, > > > >then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between > > > >her knees, but still nothing." > > > >The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" > > > >The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried > > > >we still couldn't get that jar open!" >Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii >Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit > > > > > > > >Subject: The Sample > > > > > >An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get > > > >a checkup and the doctor determined a semen > > > >sample was required. The doctor gave the man a jar > > > >and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a > > > >semen sample tomorrow. " > > > >The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the > > > >doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as > > > >clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor > > > >asked what happened and the man explained "Well, > > > >doc, it's like this, first tried with my right hand, > > > >but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still > > > >nothing. > > > >Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her > > > >right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried > > > >with her > > > >mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth > > > >out, and still nothing. We even called up Earleen, the > > > >lady > > > >next door and she tried too, first with both hands, > > > >then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between > > > >her knees, but still nothing." > > > >The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" > > > >The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried > > > >we still couldn't get that jar open!" > _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp