Message-ID: <17999532.1075845804449.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 4 Jan 2001 05:42:00 -0800 (PST) From: kay.mann@enron.com To: nmann@erac.com Subject: FW: Drinking quotes... Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Kay Mann X-To: nmann@erac.com X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kay_Mann_June2001_2\Notes Folders\Discussion threads X-Origin: MANN-K X-FileName: kmann.nsf ---------------------- Forwarded by Kay Mann/Corp/Enron on 01/04/2001 01:42 PM --------------------------- Heather Kroll@ECT 01/04/2001 01:29 PM To: Ozzie Pagan/HOU/ECT@ECT, Kay Mann/Corp/Enron@Enron, Chris Gaffney/TOR/ECT@ECT, LWilliams@houstonzoo.org cc: Subject: FW: Drinking quotes... ---------------------- Forwarded by Heather Kroll/HOU/ECT on 01/04/2001 01:30 PM --------------------------- "O'Brien, Karen [IBD]" on 01/04/2001 01:11:37 PM To: "'christine oliviero'" , "Androwski, Eileen P [CORP]" , "'heather'" , "'kerry heyburn'" , "'Lori'" , "Scandiffio, Sandra [IBD]" , "'Susan'" cc: Subject: FW: Drinking quotes... > -----Original Message----- > From: Daza, Monica [EQTY] > Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2001 10:03 AM > To: Sanchez, Zoraida [EQTY]; Sprau, Katina [EQTY]; O'Brien, Karen [IBD]; > Masone, Theresa > Subject: Drinking quotes... > > Drinking quotes > > > > I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the > morning, > > that's as good as they're going to feel all day. > > -Frank Sinatra > > > > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with > his > > fools. > > -Ernest Hemingway > > > > Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to > keep > > your mouth shut. > > -Ernest Hemingway > > > > Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. > > -Catherine Zandonella > > > > Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying > himself > > a pleasure. > > -Ambrose Bierce > > > > Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. > > -Anonymous > > > > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank > her. > > > > > > What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? > > -W.C. Fields > > > > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. > > -Henny Youngman > > > > Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of > the > > time and have the time of your life. > > - Michelle Mastrolacasa > > > > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? > > -Stephen Wright > > > > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. > > When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to > > heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven... > > -Brian O'Rourke > > > > You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it > > helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, > but at > > the very least you need a beer. > > -Frank Zappa > > > > Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has > > taken out of me. > > -Winston Churchill > > > > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. > > -Benjamin Franklin > > > > If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it > makes > > beer shoot out your nose. > > -Deep Thought, Jack Handy > > > > Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is > > beer. > > Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel > > does not go nearly as well with pizza. > > -Dave Barry > > > > The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. > > -Humphrey Bogart > > > > Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. > > -Kaiser Wilhelm > > > > I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. > > -Homer Simpson > > > > Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and > oxygen, > > for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in > beer. > > -Dave Barry > > > > All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just > > do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. > > -Homer Simpson > > > > If I had a nickel for every beer I've bought; I'd buy more > > - Priscilla Marsh > > > > Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. > > -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill > > Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. > > -His reply > > > > Work is the curse of the drinking class. > > -Oscar Wilde > > > > People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like > > to pee a lot. > > -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI > > > > I drink to make other people interesting. > > -George Jean Nathan > > > > They who drink beer will think beer. > > -Washington Irving > > > > You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. > > -Dean Martin > >