Message-ID: <13349489.1075855245746.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Fri, 21 Dec 2001 06:52:06 -0800 (PST) From: fred.mitro@enron.com To: kathleen.carnahan@enron.com, kay.mann@enron.com Subject: Holiday cheer Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Mitro, Fred X-To: Carnahan, Kathleen , Mann, Kay X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kay_Mann_Jan2002\Mann, Kay\Inbox X-Origin: Mann-K X-FileName: kmann (Non-Privileged).pst For you holiday enjoyment; I wanted to wish all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year but > that was too risky so my Attorney suggested the following instead. > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes > for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, > non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice > holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious > persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with > respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of > others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions > at all ... > > .. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted > calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars of > choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make > America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than > any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), > and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, > religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of > the wishee. > > (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This > greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no > promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for > her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is > revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to > perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for > period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday > greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of > this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)