Message-ID: <18829885.1075845902567.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 31 May 2001 05:07:00 -0700 (PDT) From: heather.kroll@enron.com To: ozzie.pagan@enron.com, kay.mann@enron.com Subject: FW: The Vanity of A Woman Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Heather Kroll X-To: Ozzie Pagan, Kay Mann X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kay_Mann_June2001_3\Notes Folders\Notes inbox X-Origin: MANN-K X-FileName: kmann.nsf -----Original Message----- From: Celedon, Adriana Sent: Tuesday, May 29, 2001 11:45 AM To: Chapman, Christy; Chapman, Kay; Harvey, Claudette; Martinez, Judy; Gardner, Stephanie; Celedon-Renovato, Esther; Kroll, Heather; Stephens, Beverly; Olvera, Paulita; Rivera, Yolanda; Ortiz, Frances; Wang, Steve Subject: Fwd: The Vanity of A Woman ---------------------- Forwarded by Adriana Celedon/HOU/EES on 05/29/2001 11:43 AM --------------------------- Melissa Cisneros on 05/29/2001 10:21:24 AM To: dgcisneros@central.uh.edu, lgonzale@stat.rice.edu, dshark77@quepasa.com, LilLin31@aol.com, kcampos1@ei.enron.com, imeldac@bcm.tmc.edu, anniegc_00@yahoo.com, mdnewton@ruf.rice.edu, rosaliopena@hotmail.com, angelinapena9@hotmail.com, gcmusics@yahoo.com, rosemary.johnson@bracepatt.com, Olga.Villasenor@chase.com, GTNMDELAPAZ@aol.com, lupygarcia@yahoo.com, eceledon@enron.com, Adriana.Celedon@enron.com, atorres0114@aol.com, CBALDERA@houstonisd.org, espi_01@hotmail.com, marshmella@hotmail.com, alfredo.medellin@bowne.com, JR.Munoz@Halliburton.com, marisol@rhdc.com, felisavr@hotmail.com, vmedrano@mail.mdanderson.org, mgarza@bayou.uh.edu, MDERKOWSKI@aol.com, Marisol55@hotmail.com, atrevino18@hotmail.com, james_wright@hcijpd.co.harris.tx.us cc: Subject: Fwd: The Vanity of A Woman X-Sender: elevy@imap.ruf.rice.edu X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Pro Version 4.1 Date: Tue, 29 May 2001 10:04:20 -0500 To: srooks@rice.edu, lindac@rice.edu, mcisnero@rice.edu, kennedyl@rice.edu, carolync@rice.edu, afree@rice.edu, benitezr@rice.edu, rpiper@rice.edu, bsparks@rice.edu From: Evon Levy Subject: Fwd: The Vanity of A Woman >Date: Mon, 28 May 2001 01:34:43 -0400 >From: bmariejackson@netscape.net (BMJackson) >To: bmariejackson@netscape.net >Subject: The Vanity of A Woman >X-Mailer: Franklin Webmailer 1.0 > >See if you get the moral of this story. (Smile) > >Subject: Fwd: Ah, a woman humor! > >A woman in her 50's had a heart attack and was taken to the >hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. >Seeing God, she asked Him if this was "it." God said, "No, I am sending you >back. You have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." > >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a >face lift, body sculpting liposuction, breast correction, a tummy tuck, >etc. She even had her hairdresser come to the hospital to change her hair >color before she was released. She figured that, since she had such a long >life ahead of her, she had better make the most of it. > >She left the hospital after all the operations, and while crossing the >street, she was hit by an ambulance and was immediately killed. > >Arriving in front of God, the woman demanded, "I thought you said I had >another forty years left to live. What happened?" > >God replied, "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you." > > > > >-- >Marie >__________________________________________________________________ >Get your own FREE, personal Netscape Webmail account today at >http://webmail.netscape.com/ ____________ Evon Levy Rice University Coordinator, Records Maintenance Enrollment Management Center (MS-17) ( 713) 348-4036 Ext. 2903 or (713) 348-8647 Fax:( 713) 348-5323 ' When you lash out at others, you're sure to hurt yourself.'