Message-ID: <22169559.1075845981414.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Thu, 1 Feb 2001 04:14:00 -0800 (PST) From: kay.mann@enron.com To: heather.kroll@enron.com Subject: joke; from "da hudgins" Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Kay Mann X-To: Heather Kroll X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \Kay_Mann_June2001_3\Notes Folders\Sent X-Origin: MANN-K X-FileName: kmann.nsf kinda cute... ---------------------- Forwarded by Kay Mann/Corp/Enron on 02/01/2001 12:13 PM --------------------------- Scott Laidlaw@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT 02/01/2001 08:27 AM To: carl.stendebach@abbpge.com, denis.peranic@chkra.mail.abb.com, coaustin@wt.net, ausco@cnrf.nola.navy.mil, austin@cnsrf.navy.mil, blarson@genphysics.com, bbarlow7@aol.com, john.d.sample@lmco.com, sample@idcomm.com, chris.basham@bus.utexas.edu, dan_m_corpman@raytheon.com, dsmith81@juno.com, blues21@juno.com, john_e_jackson@dell.com, jjackson1@austin.rr.com, john_stratemeier@bmc.com, strat@ghg.net, shaloney@aol.com, mike_d_carathers@raytheon.com, mikec1234@aol.com, rnelson@jellybelly.com, cdrtom@aol.com, rew@aklw.com, lonpjs@dames.com, guy_newnham@urscorp.com, psc1957@aol.com, quik_mike@hotmail.com, C01Michael.Laidlaw@usafa.af.mil, sem5615@aol.com, crhoff@aol.com, rahns@prodigy.net, dgreene@busey.com, marysia@mail.utexas.edu, FrankO@geapcs.com, psc1957@aol.com, bob.joyce@kvaerner.com, tcmcgill@aol.com, gbrown@ne.com, bwalden@ipa.net, dowgriff@gapac.com, JWilson55@aol.com, blubird66@aol.com, shaloney@aol.com, hudgins@lava.net, JaworowskiRO@nnsy.navy.mil, ronbud@mciworld.com, kaufman-global@houston.rr.com, jimf@spawar.navy.mil, jasmith@spawar.navy.mil, mvwohlsc@ix.netcom.com, melissa@toshibatic.com, Jane Furman/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Pat Esslinger/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Harvey Mitchell/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Eric Booth/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Carla Galvan/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Gayla E Seiter/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Cindy Hodges/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, John Darby/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Robert Havlik/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Scott Dieball/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENt, curranac@hotmail.com, Mike Coleman/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, hscheller@canfibreny.com, rhowell@bechtel.com, Kathleen A Cook/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Marilyn Oliver/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, Brian D Barto/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, John G Rigby/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, J Douglas McNeilly/ENRON_DEVELOPMENT@ENRON_DEVELOPMENT, mccurran44@hotmail.com, hschell@banet.net, Kay Mann/Corp/Enron@Enron, kathryn.laidlaw@duke.edu, kal7@duke.edu, Chris Booth/NA/Enron@Enron, GAluce@aol.com cc: Subject: joke; from "da hudgins" The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next cay the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Janey said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess. "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. Next little Lucy raised a hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they're hatched." "That was a fine story Lucy Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets, then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke and then she killed the last ten with her bare hands. "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your Daddy tell you from that horrible story?" "Stay the Hell away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."