Message-ID: <23965813.1075854948774.JavaMail.evans@thyme> Date: Mon, 22 Oct 2001 12:40:27 -0700 (PDT) From: dd-rubin@swbell.net To: ahmad.neelo@enron.com, alvarado.karen@enron.com, beilby.lori@enron.com, bonomo.debbie@enron.com, cerna.jeanette@enron.com, deem.sara@enron.com, gerring.paul@enron.com, kelso.leslie@enron.com, miller.sue@enron.com, piro.amy@enron.com, reigel.lynne@enron.com, rubin.bill@enron.com, rubin.deb@enron.com, rudzik.jeanne@enron.com, slattery.brian@enron.com, snow.marsha@enron.com, sommer.peggy@enron.com, spurlock.jackie@enron.com, etten.julie@enron.com, whiteside.john@enron.com, whitney.cheryle@enron.com, covington.mina@enron.com, ziemski.dodie@enron.com, morrissey.marie@enron.com, garcia.denise@enron.com, mark.mcconnell@enron.com, alfieri.laurie@enron.com, ness.bobsie@enron.com, warner.nancy@enron.com, nance.judy@enron.com, betz.p.@enron.com, grimord.mary@enron.com, mitchell.darin@enron.com, crawford.carolyn@enron.com, jamron.marsha@enron.com, sontag.mi@enron.com, atta.ginger@enron.com Subject: FYI Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-From: Dawn and Dave Rubin X-To: Neelo Ahmad , Karen Alvarado , Lori Beilby , Debbie Bonomo , Jeanette Cerna , Sara Deem , Paul Gerring , Leslie Kelso , Sue Miller , Amy Piro , Lynne Reigel , Bill Rubin , Deb Rubin , Jeanne Rudzik , Brian Slattery , Marsha Snow , Peggy Sommer , Jackie Spurlock , Julie Van Etten , John Whiteside , Cheryle Whitney , Mina Covington , Dodie Ziemski , Marie Morrissey , Denise Garcia , McConnell, Mark , Laurie Alfieri , Bobsie Ness , Nancy Warner , Judy Nance , P. Betz , Mary Grimord , Darin Mitchell , Carolyn Crawford , Marsha Jamron , Mi Yung Sontag , Ginger Van Atta X-cc: X-bcc: X-Folder: \MMCCONNE (Non-Privileged)\Deleted Items X-Origin: McConnell-M X-FileName: MMCCONNE (Non-Privileged).pst This was sent to me and I thought it was hilarious. Also, Dave went on a Business Salmon Fishing Trip in Vancouver and we now have 160 lbs of salmon. Could you please send any Salmon recipes you have, I only know how to fix salmon 2 ways. Thanx - Dawn SUBJECT: THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA Many of you have heard Dr. Laura, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a copy of it. A friend of mine recently obtained a copy directly from the Head Homosexual. At long last we will all know exactly what is on this "Homosexual Agenda". I certainly hope it will assist all of you so that you will be prepared... The Homosexual Agenda... 6:00 am: Gym 8:00 am: Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas) 9:00 am: Hair appointment 10:00 am: Shopping (preferably at Nordstrom's or Saks) 12:00 pm: Brunch 2:00 pm: Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government, destroy all healthy marriages, replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels, bulldoze all houses of worship, secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media 2:15 pm: Be fabulous 2:30 pm: Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest 4:00 pm: Cocktails 6:00 pm: Light Dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing and Pouilly Fuisse) 8:00 pm: Theatre 10:30 pm: "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"